*Pours pints* *Pours one for himself* I'll pop a few pies in the pie warmer. Meat an' 'tater OK?

Don't forget the chips too Zap'

*Fires up oven*

*Washes spuds*

*Peels spuds*

*Chops spuds*

*Puts chips in oven*

*Sighs* Anything else? :)

*Fires up oven*

*Washes spuds*

*Peels spuds*

*Chops spuds*

*Puts chips in oven*

*Sighs* Anything else? :)

Tomato sauce, some vinegar, oh? and if you've got any then some mushy peas too, ta.

Brown sauce.





Mug of tea, thick as road tar, milk which must be full fat, none of that nancy stuff with the fat stolen, and sixteen sugars....

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Brown sauce.





Mug of tea, thick as road tar, milk which must be full fat, none of that nancy stuff with the fat stolen, and sixteen sugars....

Can we have some biscuits to go with this tea?

Tomato sauce is available as is brown sauce and vineger. Peas are in the pan, tea is brewing. We have a bag of sugar and full fat milk. Chocolate digestives are at your disposal.

*Wipes sweat from brow* Now I know what chefs have to deal with :).

Oooh, found a packet of HobNobs in the cupboard! *sits in corner with packet*

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Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

Good morning, afternoon, night all.

Dull and breezy here.

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With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.

I like my veggies done. I also like to make Veggiesauces.

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Pluto will always be a planet to me.

Seti Ambassador
Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

HP is good, so is Daddy's...

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

HP is good, so is Daddy's...

Bring some of his in and we'll compare. :)

Edit: Oh i see (thanks google), i've only just woken up, brain hasn't engaged yet.

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Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

If you can find any left in the world then throw in some PanYan pickle.

Nah, that's for the boys, real men need this

That's not pickle....that's "road tar"!!

Heinz Tangy Sandwich is nice, so too their Farm House one.
None of them is overbearing in flavour like I find with Branston's.
Pickle has to be subtle in flavour, I say.

The Heinz stuff is a mere imitator of the REAL Branston's.




Bring it on





Bring on the Branston's



:=))

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Yeh, it should be subtle, unlike eating raw mega death chillies after eating a ham and pickle sarnie you should be able to taste something other than the pickles.









(Lime pickle excepted - they should blow your head off in a very clean and total manner)

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

And, in an emergency, it will cure the verrucas and corns on your feet if spread there for 4 days running.

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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues

The really good stuff strips varnish and paint as well ....

What I don't like about the Branston is it's hellishly strong smell!!
This could be the vapors coming from the paint stripper used in the recipe then?

Maybe. Rumour has it that ladies of refinement use it as a handy sal volatile.

I thought that was black pudding distilled in to haggis?

Mind you that combination has well been known to denude desert areas of their native badger populations.

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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues

Hey hey it's Sunday...

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Maybe. Rumour has it that ladies of refinement use it as a handy sal volatile.

I thought that was black pudding distilled in to haggis?

Mind you that combination has well been known to denude desert areas of their native badger populations.

Well, that explains why I've not seen a badger in any of our local deserts lately.
Don't let PETA or the SPCA get wind of that.

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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired