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Message 1127141 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 6:47:58 UTC - in response to Message 1126896.  

Honourable mention to blurf with:
"Comrades, prepare to engage the enemy. The enemy is black and slimy. The stench of war will remain with you for days if not weeks. Be prepared!"


But because Monty Python trumps all, the winner has to be THHG with:
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"I fart in your general direction!"
"Come any closer and I shall taunt you again!"
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Over to you sir.

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Message 1127216 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 15:13:33 UTC
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I'd like to thank the city of Albany, CA for this next one...


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Message 1127258 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 16:20:06 UTC
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What's this? I smell a rat in Gotham... Someone call Batman...
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Message 1127270 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 16:41:40 UTC - in response to Message 1127258.  
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The Limburger cheese was just to much for Mr. rat.
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Message 1127291 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 17:34:43 UTC


Who gives a Rat's Patootie?
Apparently Albany, CA.




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Message 1127299 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 17:59:40 UTC
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Message from "Lauren Bacall"...."I smell a goddamn.... RAT-PACK"[/b]
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Message 1127304 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 18:08:14 UTC - in response to Message 1127216.  

Despondent at the death of Charlotte, Templeton was found dead by his own paw with an empty box of Rat Poison...




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Message 1127345 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 21:21:12 UTC - in response to Message 1127304.  

Hey!!! Look!!! Fresh city chicken!!


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Message 1127347 - Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 21:22:40 UTC

R. I. P. (Rat In Peace)
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Message 1127405 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 0:08:32 UTC - in response to Message 1127299.  



News Flash - City of Albany using carnivorous plants to control rats.
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Message 1127407 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 0:15:53 UTC
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Not all is as it should be.......in the back yard of SETI's Cafe.
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Message 1127412 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 0:48:08 UTC

keep 'em coming...
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Message 1127413 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 0:49:56 UTC
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OMG! Mickey! Squeak to me! Squeak to me!

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Message 1127421 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 1:49:37 UTC - in response to Message 1127413.  

Like they say,
"The only good one is....."

Thank the good Loard I live in ALberta where there are no rats.
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Message 1127461 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 5:33:10 UTC

That was some tale he told - working undercover as a rat, finally being found in an ally with a long tail as he investigated the great poisoned chicken food scam... Nobody believed him until the photo of his last moments as a rat arrived....
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Message 1127551 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 15:18:54 UTC
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OK, it's judgin' time...

First off, Honorable mention to everyone who figured out that the rat was dead... (it wasn't just dead, it was very dead!)

Second, my caption was "I just don't give a..."(photo)

Third Place to Donald L. Johnson for "News Flash - City of Albany using carnivorous plants to control rats.

Second Place to Hu Flung Dung for "R.I.P. Rat in Peace"
BTW Hu flung dung, the rat did... ;-)

and finally , our First Place winner is....
Skildude for "Hey!!! Look!!! Fresh city chicken!!"

I couldn't resist the silliness of that...

PM on it's way...
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Message 1127581 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 16:28:08 UTC - in response to Message 1127551.  

Wow how stupid of me.

Ok just an FYI. My grandmother made city chicken. it was veal and pork tenderloin scewered battered and fried. Yummy.

now for a less tasteful gent. Here's Rupert Murdock. Filet him as you will




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Message 1127595 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 16:48:09 UTC


This Jokers wild and wearing stripes already and it seems He isn't to be trusted.
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Message 1127601 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 16:56:59 UTC

Hey, Rupert! Hows the phone tap sound?
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Message 1127609 - Posted: 14 Jul 2011, 17:33:37 UTC



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell

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