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Message 1087805 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 16:34:57 UTC
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Umm, this picture has been used before...

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Message 1087810 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 16:48:45 UTC

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Message 1087868 - Posted: 17 Mar 2011, 21:13:59 UTC

All righty.. Judgement time! Sorry if the pick was a re-run, but I do not recall seeing it before, and.. well you guys were awesome as usual!

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Perp A succeeded in wriggling his handcuffed hands in front of him, and he drove off in the cruiser while I was frisking perp B. I then called for backup, but by the time backup had arrived, perp A had had a heart attack and taken out the last pay phone in town. -- John McLeod

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Message 1087961 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 3:09:03 UTC - in response to Message 1087868.  

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb
A: The Fish!


Q: How many SETI crunchers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It depends on their RAC.

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Message 1087990 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 4:49:24 UTC - in response to Message 1087868.  
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Thanks, s^s!!

Sorry for the delay... the wee folk captured me and made me drink green beer all night.
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That ones been here before scarecrow.

Shoot... thanks, Vic. How 'bout this one instead?
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Message 1087997 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:03:59 UTC - in response to Message 1087990.  

Thanks, s^s!!


Sorry for the delay... the wee folk captured me and made me drink green beer all night.
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thanks, Vic. How 'bout this one instead?


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Message 1087998 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:10:46 UTC - in response to Message 1087990.  

Shucks, that pics fine scarecrow, I just tried to do the right thing.
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Message 1087999 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:13:16 UTC


The poor bunny is getting a de-skunk bath, Now the Bunny won't be Bugging anyone.
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Message 1088002 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:35:48 UTC
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Bombs and Bunnies...(Irish IQ test).
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Message 1088005 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:42:54 UTC

I'm gonna wash that dirt right out of my hare...

(Too obvious??? Ok, how about "Not tonight dear, I've got to wash my hare.")
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Message 1088006 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 6:45:53 UTC

It's a Hare raising predicerment alright on what made this Bunny need a bath.
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Message 1088038 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 10:48:05 UTC

Practice makes perfect.
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Message 1088067 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 13:11:00 UTC - in response to Message 1088038.  

Jeff didn't understand what Cleaning the rabbit means to farm folk


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Message 1088096 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 15:49:07 UTC - in response to Message 1088067.  

"just you wait until I get out of here".

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Message 1088100 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 16:14:05 UTC

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Message 1088103 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 16:35:10 UTC
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1) The Easter Bunny takes a bath.

2) Bugs Bunny: The Early Years

3) "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hare..."
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Message 1088174 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 20:07:21 UTC



"I said WELSH rabbit, not wet rabbit!!!"


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Message 1088192 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 20:58:11 UTC - in response to Message 1087990.  

OK. I promis I will be mor careful next time I drive the fork lift truck.
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Message 1088244 - Posted: 18 Mar 2011, 22:40:45 UTC

Of course the laundering tag on the $200 stuffed bunny says "Surface wash only."


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