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Message 1085041 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 15:27:48 UTC
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"Yeah, well Joey (R.I.P.), he wuz a practising away with some Tibetan sound levitation on this 'ere boulder when Kenny behind me comes in an' switches on his AC/DC collection full blast. We're just waiting for a crane so's we can scrape up the remains."
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Message 1085061 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 16:20:37 UTC
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1) Death by schist! Film at 11...

2) "Oy, Gevalt! Dat left me wit such a headache!"
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Message 1085085 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 16:56:23 UTC

I guess it was not Memorex.
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Message 1085102 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 17:26:32 UTC

Yes, dear, I can see that the kids built a catapult.
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Message 1085107 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 17:34:39 UTC

How long before the batteries in the remote die?

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Message 1085111 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 22:34:46 UTC - in response to Message 1084979.  

Pet rocks are so sweet when they are young, but many owners begin to have problems when they grow older.
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Message 1085116 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 22:41:16 UTC

I think we used a tad too much explosive !

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Message 1085125 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 23:02:37 UTC
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"At least I'm between a rock and a soft place for once!"


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Message 1085142 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 23:53:37 UTC - in response to Message 1085125.  

Sergei's replacement doesn't go over well with his papa


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Message 1085144 - Posted: 8 Mar 2011, 23:58:42 UTC

I know I wanted a marble counter, but I didn't expect you to cut it here!

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Message 1085149 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 0:37:16 UTC - in response to Message 1085125.  

"The insurance man said WHAT?"
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Message 1085152 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 0:45:42 UTC

I ordered a Rocking Chair, Not a Rock in a Chair.
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Message 1085162 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 1:10:17 UTC - in response to Message 1085125.  



Meteor, 1; Recliner, 0
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Message 1085174 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 1:48:03 UTC



If I told my him once, I told him a thousand times. Building his house at the bottom of that cliff was a bad idea.
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Message 1085179 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 2:03:55 UTC

The insurance company is never going to believe that the blasting zone 10 blocks away succeeded in launching a rock into our living room and missing 6 multi story buildings in between.


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Message 1085195 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 3:26:47 UTC

Worlds largest arrowhead makes me think I really should not have
laughed about indigenous legends.


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Message 1085197 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 3:28:57 UTC

You've heard of the Pet Rock? This is the Pet Boulder...
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Message 1085203 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 3:47:51 UTC

The one time that I am really glad that a telemarketer called and interrupted the game!


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Message 1085259 - Posted: 9 Mar 2011, 10:14:55 UTC


Asterix is wondering where Obelix is right now!

Obelix is helping his palestinian cousin with the Intifada



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