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Message 957383 - Posted: 19 Dec 2009, 11:45:59 UTC

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.

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Message 957385 - Posted: 19 Dec 2009, 12:59:09 UTC

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
~ Albert Einstein

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Message 957765 - Posted: 21 Dec 2009, 11:06:31 UTC
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Message 957878 - Posted: 21 Dec 2009, 18:06:47 UTC

You can fool all of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time,
but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.


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Message 959735 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 9:45:04 UTC - in response to Message 922023.  

One must, of course, always remember Fud's First Law: If it goes in, it must come out.
(from Firesign Theater)
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Message 959758 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 14:30:48 UTC

We make our friends;
we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbour.
~ Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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Message 959769 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 15:16:37 UTC - in response to Message 959735.  

One must, of course, always remember Fud's First Law: If it goes in, it must come out.
(from Firesign Theater)


I thought Fud's first law was "if you push anything hard enough, it will fall over".

(also from Firesign Theater)

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Message 959784 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 16:08:52 UTC

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



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Message 959820 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 18:19:11 UTC - in response to Message 959784.  

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



I knew that! :-P
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Message 959824 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 18:30:22 UTC - in response to Message 959769.  

One must, of course, always remember Fud's First Law: If it goes in, it must come out.
(from Firesign Theater)


I thought Fud's first law was "if you push anything hard enough, it will fall over".

(also from Firesign Theater)

Of course there's Elmmer Phuds 1st law: Kill the Wabbit... ;)


I didn't mention anybody here on Seti@Home of course
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Message 959856 - Posted: 31 Dec 2009, 22:29:17 UTC - in response to Message 959820.  

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



I knew that! :-P


hehe -

what about this one? ;-))

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

LoL

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Message 959874 - Posted: 1 Jan 2010, 0:56:00 UTC - in response to Message 959856.  
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



I knew that! :-P


hehe -

what about this one? ;-))

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

LoL

They weren't here first, As they came over here somehow, As their ancestors either walked or sailed a boat of some sort. And their only the 2nd wave, The 1st wave of Indians went extinct and they had emigrated too.
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Message 959910 - Posted: 1 Jan 2010, 4:14:43 UTC - in response to Message 959856.  

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



I knew that! :-P


hehe -

what about this one? ;-))

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

LoL


Yeah, those Indians had a BIG problem with illegals.
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Message 959914 - Posted: 1 Jan 2010, 4:40:54 UTC - in response to Message 959910.  

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you
make a living; the other helps you make a life.

;-)



I knew that! :-P


hehe -

what about this one? ;-))

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

LoL


Yeah, those Indians had a BIG problem with illegals.

Yeah too many Harleys... ;)
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Message 959954 - Posted: 1 Jan 2010, 22:08:08 UTC

If it won't budge, get a bigger hammer.

If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.


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Message 959956 - Posted: 1 Jan 2010, 22:09:36 UTC

There are only two things needed in the toolkit:

Duct Tape and WD 40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it doesn't and it should, use the WD 40.


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Message 959980 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 0:02:12 UTC

Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Dark Side and a Light Side, but it is the Light Side that holds the universe together.

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Message 960127 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 10:26:25 UTC

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

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Message 960265 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:04:51 UTC - in response to Message 960127.  

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

Unless, of course, there is a fire.
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Message 960269 - Posted: 2 Jan 2010, 19:10:39 UTC

'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

[aphorist] W. C. Fields,


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