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Message 775241 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 14:29:34 UTC

If there was an 11th commandment, what do you think it should be?

The Australian comedian Barry Humphries, better known for his Dame Edna Everage character, suggests it should be "Thou shalt be nice".



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Message 775258 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 15:23:37 UTC

There kind of already is one...


John 13:34-35:
A new commandment I give unto You. That Ye love one another; as I have loved You, that ye also love one another. By this shall all (men) know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

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Message 775267 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 15:48:58 UTC

Thou shall put an end to greed!!

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Message 775271 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 15:52:55 UTC
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Historically the oft quoted 11 Commandment was - Thou shalt not get caught
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Message 775274 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 15:56:38 UTC

How about thou shall support our friends in the U.K. :o)

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Message 775439 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 19:51:25 UTC

Thou shalt not attempt to hack thy fellow crunchers computer... ;)
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Message 775450 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:19:37 UTC

Thou shalt sharith thy root password.
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Message 775453 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:21:53 UTC - in response to Message 775450.  

Thou shalt sharith thy root password.

Thou shalt not be so stupid..........
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Message 775458 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:24:39 UTC
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11a - Linux Users: - Thou Shalt Not run down MS users.

11b - Mac Users: - Thou shalt not run down PC users

11c - MS Users: - Thou shalt not run down Bill Gates

11d - XP Users: - Thou shalt not run down Vista users
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Message 775464 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:26:09 UTC - in response to Message 775453.  

Thou shalt sharith thy root password.

Thou shalt not be so stupid..........


Come on mark. Don't be an ass.
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Message 775467 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:28:29 UTC

Thou shall be kind to All OS users no matter what!

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Message 775470 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:30:15 UTC - in response to Message 775464.  

Thou shalt sharith thy root password.

Thou shalt not be so stupid..........


Come on mark. Don't be an ass.

Who? Me?

Come on, you opened the door.....I merely walked through it....
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Message 775471 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:30:39 UTC
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For users of Turnpike, the Email client, the 11th Commandment will be -

Thou shall not run down MS Outlook Express by calling it Lookout Distress!
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Message 775475 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:36:06 UTC

Thou shall use Spicebird for sending and receive my e-mail messages

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Message 775479 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:41:19 UTC

Back in the days of 16 bit computers, the non-Mac computers were stopped from denigrating the PC
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Thou shall not insult the PC by referring to PC Contemptible, they are PC Compatibles.
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Message 775482 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:43:21 UTC - in response to Message 775475.  

Thou shall use Spicebird for sending and receive my e-mail messages

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Message 775497 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 20:57:06 UTC

Thou shalt make sure S@H is solvent.

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Message 775578 - Posted: 29 Jun 2008, 22:14:30 UTC - in response to Message 775577.  

Thou shalt be true to thy children and teach thy children to walk forward through life properly.

That is just simple plain truth......
Teach your parents well............
Morals are such a hard thing to teach.......
They must mostly be set by example.....the old addage 'don't do what I do, do what I tell ya'' does not apply here.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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