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Message 759007 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 19:52:26 UTC - in response to Message 759000.  


1. 21+ up to around 35ish years old (preferably not wanting to have children of his own but must love other people's and be a good male role model).
2. 6'0" or taller.
3. Reasonably Beautiful. (must look like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp)
4. 100% faithful.
5. Have no diseases (including mental health problems).
6. Have no drug addictions.
7. Have no legal troubles.
8. Have no credit problems and must be incredibly rich.
9. Willing to travel.
10. Willing to live where ever I decide I want to.
11. Willing to learn to put up with a 35 year old female that hasn't been single that long and isn't sure she wants to give up her independence anyway.
12. Must be built like a greek god


I got 7 1/2 out of 12 ROFLMAO!!! Anyone get any nearer?


What, answer that, and be back to the "Alpha Male" thread of 2-2+ years ago?
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Message 759014 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:11:37 UTC - in response to Message 758775.  



Putting the shoe on the other foot. I can afford to be picky.


.oO

Well I don't want any more kids and I have severe credit problems (not of my own doing but a parting gift from my ex).. perhaps I should put my own list here?


1. 21+ up to around 35ish years old (preferably not wanting to have children of his own but must love other people's and be a good male role model).
2. 6'0" or taller.
3. Reasonably Beautiful. (must look like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp)
4. 100% faithful.
5. Have no diseases (including mental health problems).
6. Have no drug addictions.
7. Have no legal troubles.
8. Have no credit problems and must be incredibly rich.
9. Willing to travel.
10. Willing to live where ever I decide I want to.
11. Willing to learn to put up with a 35 year old female that hasn't been single that long and isn't sure she wants to give up her independence anyway.
12. Must be built like a greek god.

Any takers?



I am out as well. I only cant solve point No. 10

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Message 759017 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:15:42 UTC - in response to Message 758737.  

I'm single... and I'm staying single! Kapeash? ;)

You mean like Tom Cruise?
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Message 759020 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:17:41 UTC - in response to Message 758976.  

Sniper - Does she need to be able to read? ;-)

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Message 759023 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:20:10 UTC - in response to Message 758737.  

I'm single... and I'm staying single! Kapeash? ;)


Not Italian either. Capiche?

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Message 759024 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:20:40 UTC
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Ya'll are forgetting some serious qualifiers:

1. Must have at least the same level of education as I do.

( I'm working on my ssociates- 2yr degree )

2. must be of the same religion.

( personal experience- if you don't share the same beliefs it's not going to work )

3. must have a stable income / gainful employment.

drop dead deal breakers-

Al Bundy types and egomaniacs
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Message 759025 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:22:26 UTC - in response to Message 759024.  

I'll see you in HotChat... er FlashChat tonight, Snowy.
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Message 759027 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:25:30 UTC
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Misfit

I don't play second - I'm not that kind of girl.
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Message 759032 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 20:34:06 UTC - in response to Message 759027.  

I know you don't. I've watched your fast pitch softball games. Best third base(wo)man I've ever seen.

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Message 759057 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 21:10:53 UTC

so 35 years of age is the Max on es99 wish list?

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Message 759083 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 21:55:51 UTC - in response to Message 759024.  

Ya'll are forgetting some serious qualifiers:

1. Must have at least the same level of education as I do.

( I'm working on my ssociates- 2yr degree )

2. must be of the same religion.

( personal experience- if you don't share the same beliefs it's not going to work )

3. must have a stable income / gainful employment.

drop dead deal breakers-

Al Bundy types and egomaniacs

13) Good points. They must be at least educated to graduate level.
14) Doesn't have to be an Atheist as long as he has a very thick skin, can handle scathing sarcasm and a regular blasphemy.
15) Politics: Doesn't have to as left wing as me..but if he's as right wing as say Tony Blair then forget it.
16) and the stable income and gainful employment is a given. I would assume if they are very wealthy then that won't be a problem..but it has to ethical wealth..so no arms dealers or lawyers.
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Message 759085 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 22:00:39 UTC

So, Tony Stark is out?
Plus, I think you're going to have as good luck as I do regarding the high level of education. (Good said sarcastically.)
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Message 759090 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 22:06:19 UTC - in response to Message 759085.  

So, Tony Stark is out?
Plus, I think you're going to have as good luck as I do regarding the high level of education. (Good said sarcastically.)

Well 14 out of 16 ain't bad..and he did have an epiphany.
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Message 759093 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 22:08:29 UTC - in response to Message 758983.  
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I'm out... I'm 40 years old, 5'4 1/2" tall, and nowhere near looking like Brad Pitt nor Johnny Depp...

Check my profile pic; though, I don't look too bad in a Tux. (IMO) [EDIT] Also, I don't look like a Greek God; nor am I rich - monetarily speaking. [/EDIT]


You look smashing good in your Tux! :-)

Only a shallow person can't see beyond the age, height, and looks, it's the man behind those facts that's counting. A man who wants to make his woman happy is a gem, no matter how old he is, how high he is, how he looks, or how wealthy he is. He's a keeper!
"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

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Message 759130 - Posted: 26 May 2008, 23:47:48 UTC - in response to Message 758232.  
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Ok, Sticking my neck out here..... I has been brought to my attention that since I started this thread, that I need to be the one to stick my neck out and let it be know what I am looking for.

Are there any single women on here, that meet the following qualifications? If so, apply within... LOL

21+ up to around 35ish years old (preferably wanting to have children).
5'6" or taller.
Reasonably Beautiful.
100% faithful.
Have no diseases.
Have no drug addictions.
Have no legal troubles.
Have no credit problems.
Willing to travel.
Willing to live in a small community.
Willing to learn to put up with a 43 year old male that has been single just a bit too long.

How's that? - and I even kept it clean! LOL

Mark


I don't meet the first requirement either, sorry, the rest is a fair description of me.

Good luck with your SITF@Home (Search for Intra Terrestrial Female at Home) project, Mark. :-)

Just be careful what you wish for, you might get it, and then a lot more you didn't wish for. ;-D (like this )


Here's some Millan smilies for you, choose the one you like the best:





Me? I'm a mix of them all, all since my last visit at my hairdresser. ;-)


Are there any single women on here

I don't meet the first requirement either

WOT?!?
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Message 759169 - Posted: 27 May 2008, 1:30:36 UTC

and no one is taking this thread seriously. LOL

Gotta love it !!!
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Message 759172 - Posted: 27 May 2008, 1:33:27 UTC

Ok, TimeLord stuck his neck out to post a little bit about himself, so I will do the same.
48 yr old white female import from Europe, 5ft 9", size 12, divorced with two grown children, four dogs, two cats, homeowner, loves gardening and anything science related, well traveled. For other details, you can always PM me.
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Message 759176 - Posted: 27 May 2008, 1:42:47 UTC - in response to Message 759023.  

Kapeash?

Not Italian either. Capiche?

Thanks! That's the word I was looking for... ;)
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Message 759179 - Posted: 27 May 2008, 1:50:29 UTC - in response to Message 759032.  
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I know you don't. I've watched your fast pitch softball games. Best third base(wo)man I've ever seen.



I don't play softball - and frankly I'm getting tired and annoyed by this.
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Message 759215 - Posted: 27 May 2008, 4:50:15 UTC - in response to Message 759179.  

I know you don't. I've watched your fast pitch softball games. Best third base(wo)man I've ever seen.

I don't play softball - and frankly I'm getting tired and annoyed by this.

and no one is taking this thread seriously. LOL

Gotta love it !!!

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