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Message 693434 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 17:07:24 UTC



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Message 693439 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 17:17:15 UTC - in response to Message 693431.  


Hahaaa. Ain't that the truth.
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Message 693447 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 17:26:48 UTC - in response to Message 693439.  


Hahaaa. Ain't that the truth.

Some would have us take the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'......
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Message 693513 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 20:28:24 UTC - in response to Message 693447.  

Some would have us take the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'......

Some would have us take the 'Christ' and the 'mass' out of 'Christmas'... ;)
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Message 693515 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 20:30:53 UTC - in response to Message 693513.  
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Some would have us take the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'......

Some would have us take the 'Christ' and the 'mass' out of 'Christmas'... ;)

I believe in Christ and Christmas, Jeffrey.
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Message 693519 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 20:55:00 UTC - in response to Message 693447.  


Hahaaa. Ain't that the truth.

Some would have us take the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas'......


That's why it's Rushmas... ;-D




Welcome back with your own account, Keith. :-)



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Message 693551 - Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 23:21:34 UTC




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Message 693684 - Posted: 22 Dec 2007, 6:04:47 UTC - in response to Message 693513.  

Some would have us take the 'Christ' and the 'mass' out of 'Christmas'... ;)


Have a Merry Muhammedmas Jeffrey.

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Message 693695 - Posted: 22 Dec 2007, 8:32:08 UTC - in response to Message 693684.  

Have a Merry Muhammedmas Jeffrey.

That's just silly... Muhammad wasn't born on christmas day, Jesus was... ;)
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Message 693851 - Posted: 23 Dec 2007, 0:40:58 UTC

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Message 694415 - Posted: 25 Dec 2007, 1:39:50 UTC
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A Politically Correct Christmas Greeting:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
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Message 694904 - Posted: 27 Dec 2007, 3:05:16 UTC



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Message 694906 - Posted: 27 Dec 2007, 3:06:32 UTC



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Message 694912 - Posted: 27 Dec 2007, 3:21:16 UTC



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Message 694945 - Posted: 27 Dec 2007, 5:51:49 UTC

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Message 695597 - Posted: 29 Dec 2007, 8:10:37 UTC

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Message 695598 - Posted: 29 Dec 2007, 8:12:57 UTC

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Message 695664 - Posted: 29 Dec 2007, 15:32:58 UTC

After Christmas


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