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GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624825 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 14:48:45 UTC IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL "30" MEMBERS Workstation Policy: Effective from September 2007 Dress Code It is advised that you come to your workstation dressed according to your salary. a) If via webcam we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a rise. b) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a rise. c) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a rise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to your workstation. Annual Leave Days Each 30 member will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the SETI Cafe under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the BOINC's mental health policy. Lunch Break Skinny people get 45 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to 30. We are here to provide a positive forum participation experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed setimods as specified by admin. Ice, a member of the 30 SETIsupporters. flam ing balloons ID: 624825 ·

Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 624828 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 14:54:00 UTC - in response to Message 624825. Lunch Break Skinny people get 45 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Ooooooh thanks boss, as I am a beanpole, I look forward to the 200% increase for lunch! ID: 624828 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 624830 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 14:56:17 UTC YES SIR!!! . . . BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 624830 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624843 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:14:44 UTC - in response to Message 624833. Addendum Anybody found dead at their workstation in an upright position will be immediately dropped from the payroll. Query a) If via webcam we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a rise. Does this apply equally to the men as well as women? We are an equal opportunity forum and are expected to do our nails at our workstations as well as the young and younger ladies amongst us. flam ing balloons ID: 624843 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624846 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:16:24 UTC - in response to Message 624828. Lunch Break Skinny people get 45 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Ooooooh thanks boss, as I am a beanpole, I look forward to the 200% increase for lunch! You get a special clothing allowance for the tall esteemed look. But you have to tell us what you can see flam ing balloons ID: 624846 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624855 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:24:48 UTC - in response to Message 624849. We are an equal opportunity forum and are expected to do our nails at our workstations as well as the young and younger ladies amongst us. Ok, so that's why its called a Manicure then? Women don't cure men, they lure them flam ing balloons ID: 624855 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 624858 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:28:05 UTC Whow! ICE has just employed me! Can I have a week end off, please? It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 624858 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624867 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:40:27 UTC - in response to Message 624862. Whow! ICE has just employed me! Can I have a week end off, please? If you've got a weak end you need to see the Company Nurse. O L G A! customer.... Anyone with weak knees shouldn't kneel at their monitors. You can have 10pm to 2am off on Saturday and Sundays. But you have to make up with faster posting on Wednesdays. flam ing balloons ID: 624867 ·

thorin belvrog Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 06 Posts: 6418 Credit: 8,893 RAC: 0	Message 624870 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:41:39 UTC - in response to Message 624825. IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL "30" MEMBERS Workstation Policy: Effective from September 2007 [snip] But that's not the policy as I put it up ... Have you had another one work on it while you gave me the order to do it? Just wondering... Account frozen... ID: 624870 ·

Mike Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80	Message 624871 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:43:13 UTC you would need 300. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. ID: 624871 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 624872 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 15:45:22 UTC It's the food I eat that gives me a week end. I will fall foul of the three wraps and your ostracised rule? It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 624872 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624889 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 16:04:25 UTC - in response to Message 624870. IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL "30" MEMBERS Workstation Policy: Effective from September 2007 [snip] But that's not the policy as I put it up ... Have you had another one work on it while you gave me the order to do it? Just wondering... Yes. Ignore anyone posting policies. flam ing balloons ID: 624889 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 624920 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 17:09:25 UTC ICE just ignores ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 624920 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624949 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 17:51:41 UTC - in response to Message 624944. ICE just ignores ... Can't blame him with the standard of replies! Did I mention the bit that anyone who is a member of the 30 doesn't have to follow the 30 policy? flam ing balloons ID: 624949 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 624997 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 19:35:21 UTC Here's another one I made earlier flam ing balloons ID: 624997 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 625005 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 19:49:31 UTC - in response to Message 624999. Last modified: 23 Aug 2007, 19:50:02 UTC Here's another one I made earlier Can you make these theft proof? All the 30 logos I make now have an in-built copyright. Each frame has a copyright message; (c) www.brilliantsite.com 2007 flam ing balloons ID: 625005 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 625007 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 19:54:04 UTC - in response to Message 625006. Last modified: 23 Aug 2007, 19:54:51 UTC Here's another one I made earlier Can you make these theft proof? All the 30 logos I make now have an in-built copyright. Each frame has a copyright message; (c) www.brilliantsite.com 2007 Please tell me how to crack it so I can have one of my own! I am cracking it as you spoke - one more tad and... flam ing balloons ID: 625007 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 625017 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 20:08:41 UTC - in response to Message 625014. Does this sig make me look fat? Suits your teeth fantastically Dune! I'm planning to make the full range 1 - 30. They will soon be available in 'that other place'. flam ing balloons ID: 625017 ·

thorin belvrog Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 06 Posts: 6418 Credit: 8,893 RAC: 0	Message 625054 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 20:48:46 UTC - in response to Message 625020. Does this sig make me look fat? And you have the sauce to tell me "I" should go!!!!!! :-))) Who is "I" ? ;) Account frozen... ID: 625054 ·

thorin belvrog Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 06 Posts: 6418 Credit: 8,893 RAC: 0	Message 625068 - Posted: 23 Aug 2007, 20:55:24 UTC - in response to Message 625059. Does this sig make me look fat? And you have the sauce to tell me "I" should go!!!!!! :-))) Who is "I" ? ;) Me, little me. I was being cheeky back to Uncle Dune. "Little Me"? Hm... Account frozen... ID: 625068 ·

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