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Message 570971 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:18:28 UTC
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Message 570972 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:19:19 UTC


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Message 570974 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:21:27 UTC - in response to Message 570973.  
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What..there's free spinach on offer?

Naah...they burnt their pwrongs stirring it to harshly...
...it's creamed at best.
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Message 570981 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:24:18 UTC - in response to Message 570978.  

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What..there's free spinach on offer?

Naah...they burnt their pwrongs stirring it to harshly...
...it's creamed at best.


Would that go with the lobster?



Only if they eat it...!!!!
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Message 570988 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:32:36 UTC - in response to Message 570986.  

In the meantime...the men in white coats are lurking, rumours are rife that one has flown from the cuckoos nest.

I couldn't find the nest b/c the landing lights were turned off. :)
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Message 570993 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:36:28 UTC - in response to Message 570986.  
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Soon to be censored in the name of free speech!


What..there's free spinach on offer?

Naah...they burnt their pwrongs stirring it to harshly...
...it's creamed at best.


Would that go with the lobster?



Only if they eat it...!!!!



In the meantime...the men in white coats are lurking, rumours are rife that one has flown from the cuckoos nest.

Did they lay an egg perchance...or get scrambled like becoming cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo...?
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Message 570994 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:37:47 UTC

Umm...it's all Misfit's fault


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Message 571002 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:47:20 UTC - in response to Message 571000.  

Umm...it's all Misfit's fault

According to Google

This one's better
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Message 571014 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 4:05:14 UTC

Wow, this is definately a Punning Clan coming together.
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Message 571055 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 6:05:50 UTC

Wait. I've heard this one before, but the punch-line was "cunning runts"....
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Message 571155 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 11:09:11 UTC


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Message 571173 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 11:55:11 UTC

Bugs Bunny: You don't say? Well, come 'ere, shorty, come 'ere. Don't say I told ya, but there's a guy in the next car who says he's the meanest, toughest, et cetera, et cetera, and he's got a seven-shooter to prove it. How's about that?

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Message 571176 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 12:02:42 UTC - in response to Message 571168.  

I'm busy pruning me shrubbery...

Just a minute - that's a different lot. Perhaps you are punning to take over the world after all, and clearly hard punning is involved.

Just in case other gardening activities are called into play, I must warn you - we are not scared of your bonfire - the Phoenix will rise from its ashes.
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Message 571180 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 12:15:43 UTC

My shrubbery keeps attacking me when I try punning it!

I think I will just sit here and watch it turn in to a forest?

That is my punning clan to become a ugh couch potato crunch!
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Message 571286 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 15:33:28 UTC
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O' Wise and Punning boss, I'm having a hard time following the Cunning Plan, but in an effort to be a good team member I went outside to check my shrubbery and the bushes are holding my kin hostage! Now what? I'm already a potato couch so I can't equate that.
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Message 571314 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 16:06:47 UTC

What the heck, Kin is Kin. I can always get some more. Concerning the prunning, I have my chainsaw ready and I should have the job done quickly so I can get back to my potato couch. The Learning channel has a program on left handed knitting.
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Message 571455 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 18:04:14 UTC - in response to Message 571309.  

You haven't any spare kin in a cupboard somewhere?


No, not so lucky!

They are all too wise to the tricks of my shrubbery. Indeed, the postman no longer comes as it keeps attacking him.

My shrubbery keeps attacking me when I try punning it!


Attack it with stealth and guile....If that fails to work, give it a damn good talking to.

It appears to work for HRH, he always talks to the trees.

The hard punning is a last resort.


Stealth and guile is too cunning, and is not recognized by my gang shrubbery. It plans to mug anyone who comes near it.

Subtle won't work. It will need a combination of chainsaw/flame thrower/main battle tank to reduce it to some sort of control.

now to sit back and watch it again, while drinking iced coffee!

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Message 571497 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 18:32:47 UTC - in response to Message 571031.  

Wow, this is definately a Punning Clan coming together.

I wonder how many SETI participants belong to a (FPS) clan.


Well, since that covers a lot, I'd say most Seti participants belong to one or more...


EDIT: But then again, this one narrows it down...



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Message 571506 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 18:36:24 UTC

The Demiurg Challenge!

I am almighty, I can cut out any words and make anything you say into gibberish! I dare you to opose!

All hail me in my seven personalities!
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Any participation in the challenge is voluntary and any harm done is not due to the almighty Demiurg. By participating you have given the Almighty me the right to be satirical and mean without impunity.


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Message 571529 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 18:47:52 UTC - in response to Message 571520.  

The Demiurg Challenge!

I am almighty, I can cut out any words and make anything you say into gibberish! I dare you to opose!

All hail me in my seven personalities!
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!Public Health Warning!
Any participation in the challenge is voluntary and any harm done is not due to the almighty Demiurg. By participating you have given the Almighty me the right to be satirical and mean without impunity.



Nah, just come and join the Coven as a senior member, become our almighty.


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