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Message 501271 - Posted: 12 Jan 2007, 0:17:01 UTC

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Message 501888 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 1:49:44 UTC




Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it?" -- McCoy

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Message 501991 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 5:34:40 UTC

"Revenge is a dish best served cold....." Khan
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Message 501996 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 5:58:57 UTC
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Bumper sticker on the "Delta Flyer":- "My other shuttlecraft is a Ferengi"


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Message 501997 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 6:02:38 UTC

Picard to Worf: Well who would win a fight between a Q and a Timelord?

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Message 502009 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 6:44:08 UTC

"The Force is irrelevant. You will be assimilated."

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Message 502124 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 13:33:33 UTC




Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock, to Kirk, refusing a hug (Star Trek V)

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Message 502177 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 15:25:23 UTC - in response to Message 502124.  




Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock, to Kirk, refusing a hug (Star Trek V)

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock, to Kirk, after A loud Poot!
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Message 502428 - Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 23:40:41 UTC


Sorry, it's my first ray gun." -- Lily, to Picard
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Message 509837 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 14:50:35 UTC

I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage" -- Korax (The Trouble With Tribbles

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Message 510162 - Posted: 29 Jan 2007, 2:18:44 UTC - in response to Message 509837.  

I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage" -- Korax (The Trouble With Tribbles



"Just a minute, Laddie. Don't ya think ya ought'a rephrase that?", Mr. Scott - Trouble with Tribbles.

"Who threw the first punch?", <pause>, "Mr. Chekov, you threw the first punch, didn't you?", Kirk

"No, Sir. I did not.", Chekov

"Who did?", Kirk

"I don't know, Sir."

<Disappointed.> "I don't know, Sir. You're all confined to quarters until I find out who threw the first punch! Dismissed. Oh, not you Scotty.", Kirk

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Message 510952 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 22:26:39 UTC




"The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott ("A Taste of Armageddon")



Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius

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Message 511003 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 0:34:39 UTC

20th centry country western singer to Data, "Lets rustle us up some pitwofie's and creat a memory". Data"??"
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Message 511004 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 0:37:48 UTC

BTW, that was SNG's first episode with a romulan..
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Message 512072 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 8:51:15 UTC



"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)

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Message 512074 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 8:57:30 UTC



The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott ("A Taste of Armageddon")

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Message 512557 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 10:07:43 UTC




"You will excuse me now, Captain. I have an appointment with enternity and I don't want to be late" -- Dr. Soran
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Message 515042 - Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 21:34:07 UTC

"Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it?" -- McCoy (Star Trek: TMP)
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Message 515190 - Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 6:06:26 UTC



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Message 515837 - Posted: 10 Feb 2007, 18:19:24 UTC



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