If we use the stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does that mean we got our money for nothing and our chicks for free?

Iceland has closed its public baths because of the corona pandemic and now some have chosen to swim in other, less suitable places. For example, in a waste channel for a geothermal power plant - despite the potential danger to life.
The power plant's personnel have warned the bathers that the water, which is usually comfortable 35 ° C, can rise quickly and without warning to 100 ° C.

Here, Icelanders bathe in the power plant's waste channel.
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After seven years of litigation, a Kansas couple finally obtains some compensation for a comically inept drug raid.

The Leawood, Kansas, couple whose home was raided in 2012 after sheriff's deputies claimed that loose tea found in their trash was marijuana will receive $150,000 for their trouble under a settlement agreement with the Johnson County Sheriff's Office

... What followed was one of the most memorable calls Modesto CHP officer Tom Olsen has ever heard. “This individual was able to release the wine from under the tanker, and he placed himself underneath the tanker in such a manner, the best way to describe this was somebody doing like snow angels,” Olsen said.

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The effort to find a vaccine for the coronavirus reached a milestone today after philanthropist Bill Gates unveiled his brand new “Coronavirus Cure v 2.1.13” to the world.

“I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.”

The customer was angry about the purchasing limits on meat products at an H-E-B in Leander, which is about 170 miles south of Fort Worth.