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Message 1961076 - Posted: 20 Oct 2018, 2:56:49 UTC

W.O.W. Did you hear that?
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Message 1961166 - Posted: 20 Oct 2018, 15:55:46 UTC

Thank you Mr.Gnu. I'll post something when I get home tomorrow.
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Message 1961394 - Posted: 21 Oct 2018, 17:58:59 UTC

Does anyone else hate contestus interruptus?
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Message 1961433 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 1:18:56 UTC

Little blue ones????

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Message 1961456 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 7:23:36 UTC

...still not home, and a flat phone battery hence not saying so
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Message 1961470 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 14:27:06 UTC

Waiting.
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Message 1961477 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 15:05:25 UTC



"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1961488 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 15:45:08 UTC

Wait no more?

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Message 1961490 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 15:50:24 UTC
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The porta-johns saved the pilot's life, but he's taken 10 baths since, and still smells!
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Message 1961494 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 15:56:40 UTC

"That's the last time I'm flushing twice"
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Message 1961502 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 16:25:49 UTC

Flight instructor to student "That landing stinks".
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Message 1961506 - Posted: 22 Oct 2018, 16:48:34 UTC

"Sorry, I missed the IP"
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Message 1961550 - Posted: 23 Oct 2018, 1:35:35 UTC

When you just have to go.
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Message 1961552 - Posted: 23 Oct 2018, 2:48:09 UTC

I don't have constipation now!
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Message 1961582 - Posted: 23 Oct 2018, 10:44:23 UTC
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Twenty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint.

Or

Flight instructor: My underwear used to be white until I took this job.

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Message 1961583 - Posted: 23 Oct 2018, 10:45:59 UTC

First recorded occurrence of the 'FAN hitting the SH#T'.....

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Message 1961730 - Posted: 24 Oct 2018, 17:47:49 UTC

Well, I think we've reach new lows in this one....
A 100% "Great Groan" rating for all entries, thus everyone has passed (unlike some pilots, who obviously needed to make a better approach).
Nobody got the "instant win" (John, I said - land by the John, not ON the John)
OK, so the stairs have had to be used:
Third step - Stargate, for stating the obvious that this landing was a cure for an uncomfortable personal situation

Second step - Carlos for describing a similar outcome to Stargate.

But the honour of the top step of the stool goes to The Admiral's description of the publication a great piece of art.

So, The Admiral can leave the rest of you to clean up the mess, but can post a suitable picture.
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Message 1961753 - Posted: 24 Oct 2018, 20:21:38 UTC

I wonder if it was the same guy who landed on the 101 yesterday?
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Message 1961843 - Posted: 25 Oct 2018, 20:37:55 UTC - in response to Message 1961753.  

Admiral, you won! YA! We kindly need a picture. :)
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Message 1961849 - Posted: 25 Oct 2018, 21:21:26 UTC

Okay Lynn. Your picture.


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