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Message 1942603 - Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 13:51:21 UTC

I can smell (Please choose your flavour) Democrats/Republicans.
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Message 1942611 - Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 14:22:04 UTC

Dang cat is hungry AGAIN???
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1942636 - Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 17:20:25 UTC

Sausages!
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Message 1942640 - Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 17:36:11 UTC
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[Upon sighting...]
Liberals!

or

"Hillary for president???"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1942644 - Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 17:44:31 UTC

I told you to make my day punk...not invent creditscrew.
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Message 1942711 - Posted: 5 Jul 2018, 2:18:05 UTC

Casu marzu...eeuych

(not for a win, just here to take part, and to congratulate you on the win :) Also belated my congratulations to Lynn :)

You asked what had happened to the dog. Something similar happened to our big shaggy one when he managed to snaffle a string of sausages and run off with them. I don't think he'd expected a string of them, and stepped on one of the ones trailing on the floor which kind of responded with a ricocheting elastic effect, pasting the mid-section invisibly (from most angles anyway) to his tummy... similar to how, a strand of accidentally dropped and freshly cooked spaghetti, will wrap itself around one of your passing pusscats, and send them rocketing all over the house trying to get away from it.)
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Message 1942780 - Posted: 5 Jul 2018, 20:26:09 UTC - in response to Message 1942711.  

I got married to the widow next door, She's been married before.
She wouldn't leave with until I gave her the chair!

Thanks Annie
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Message 1942811 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 0:58:28 UTC

This coffee tastes like it was made with water from Flint Michigan.

Not good to the last drop.
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Message 1942821 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 2:54:37 UTC

Judgement Time.

Fourth Place: Stephen Newton
A civet coffee a day keeps the mozzies away!

Third Place: Holy Hand Gernade
"Hillary for president???"

Second Place: betreger
Dementia?

First Place: Sirius B
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PM otw.

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Message 1942862 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 11:05:18 UTC - in response to Message 1942821.  

Thanks Admiral. Why is this guy happy.

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Message 1942871 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 12:24:37 UTC

Ir's Mark!!!

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I am ready for my close up Mr. DeMilo.
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Message 1942874 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 12:34:21 UTC

"Oh GOODIE!

He's got the Catnip and the Bong out again!"

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1942877 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 13:14:23 UTC

Good treats make happy cats!
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Message 1942884 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 14:24:14 UTC
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That was supposed to be "It's Mark!"
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Message 1942895 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 17:10:59 UTC

"My slave has arrived home from getting the catnip!"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1942908 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 19:01:06 UTC

Yeay...Slave bought more kitty litter, now don't need to use his rice bubbles!
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Message 1942916 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 19:49:59 UTC
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SALMON!

Or

SUSHI!

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Message 1942951 - Posted: 6 Jul 2018, 23:44:49 UTC

Tuna!
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Message 1943304 - Posted: 8 Jul 2018, 15:56:37 UTC

"get that camera outta my face!"

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"You are between me and my food bowl!"
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1943307 - Posted: 8 Jul 2018, 16:12:59 UTC

Time up.

3rd JE - "Oh GOODIE! He's got the Catnip and the Bong out again!"

2nd Admiral - SALMON

The winner of the Kitty Trophy is:

Carlos - It's Mark

PM OTW.
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