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Message 1833582 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 1:46:53 UTC

Thanks, next one is brewing.
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Message 1833593 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 4:33:58 UTC

Here is Grant's submission.......


"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1833594 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 4:40:14 UTC

Sally could really sell once she got her foot in the door.
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Message 1833596 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 4:56:15 UTC

The bottle said "drink me" and now look what's happened.

[not my 1st thought , but remembered "kid friendly" in time]

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Message 1833604 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 7:05:04 UTC - in response to Message 1833596.  

one leg in one leg out
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Message 1833617 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 10:03:50 UTC

Well, someone's legless!
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1833622 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 10:51:34 UTC
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Had one too many on "Ladies Night".

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They were playing the Hokey Pokey on the radio.

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Message 1833624 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 10:56:14 UTC

hole-ande surrenders, and howard schultz takes the boot. two days into the ur-quan request for surrender, things are looking good.
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Message 1833687 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 18:37:15 UTC

Need to stop forgetting the key.
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Message 1833690 - Posted: 2 Dec 2016, 19:13:59 UTC

That ought'a stop that pesky cat! Why did I buy a door with a pet door installed, again?
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1833740 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 1:26:27 UTC

Well well well, look what the cat tried to drag in...............
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 1833751 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 1:59:37 UTC

She was a cat in a former life.

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Message 1833762 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 2:28:22 UTC

well guess it's time to pick a winner.

3rd place kwsn: That ought'a stop that pesky cat! Why did I buy a door with a pet door installed, again?

2nd place Caarlos: Need to stop forgetting the key.

!st place with a drum roll

.Shannock9 : The bottle said "drink me" and now look what's happened

PM on the way.

Thank Folks
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Message 1833789 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 4:49:19 UTC

Deeply honored, thank you. I'm working on getting a pic uploaded.

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Message 1833796 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 5:41:19 UTC

Here we go then....

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Message 1833798 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 5:50:23 UTC

Harry Potter has nothing on this guy.

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This is how you get carried away on your broom.
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Message 1833820 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 9:23:11 UTC

How did he land that 747 on the Hudson?

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How deep did you say the pool was?!

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One of life's lessons. The law of gravitation has not been repealed. It still works.

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Message 1833841 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 11:44:23 UTC
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What a way to go to town and I bet hell on dates.

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Flying off the handle.
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Message 1833862 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 15:46:00 UTC

Attempt at creating a new water sport

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the Nimbus 5000 sweeping across the Country
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Message 1833883 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 16:57:36 UTC

"It's Xmas you fool, not Halloween"
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