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Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0 |
"I address you, my tribe, from above....go out and seek much food so we may feast." |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
My wife said she would kick my butt into next Tuesday. What day is this? [/quote] Old James |
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
Boinc.... Boinc.... Boinc.... |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
The future of Womens Basketball Janice |
Theramansi Send message Joined: 25 Jun 04 Posts: 97 Credit: 39,577,723 RAC: 63 |
My own submission: "Yippee, I caught Theramansi. He's in the briar pen!" I got to end this contest now, it's getting to hard to choose. :) ------------------- 3. Monday - "Guess who ate all the beans!" for shear 'Eeew' factor :p 2. Chris S - "Local tribesman models this seasons must have invisible platform shoes." I love the irony of invisible fashion. 1. KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose - "Recently declassified CIA documents reveal that covert experimentation with anti-gravity lift belt technology among the Maasai is the real reason for Kenyan marathon dominance... " My better half knew that this would be my favorite, because it just geeky enough to tickle my fancy |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
Thanks Theramansi! I will have a new one up shortly... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
OK campers, let's see what witticisms you can extract from this! "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65747 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Wow, the things a guy will do to get a date! |
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0 |
The Mutilative Ninja |
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 |
I bet even Woot.com couldn't sell that knife holder In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65747 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
When this guy picks His nose, He really picks It. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Theramansi Send message Joined: 25 Jun 04 Posts: 97 Credit: 39,577,723 RAC: 63 |
One of the few survivors of 'Jigsaw' |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Stupid is as stupid does... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Piercing Schmiercing. Wanna see my amputations? Janice |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
Won't see him in an airport security line anytime soon. What do you mean? He's undercover TSA! ;-D "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0 |
1) "He's the one your mother always warned you about." 2) "Steaks too hard to cut nowadays? Introducing the all-new Ginsu Nose-Slicer. After this minor surgical adjustment, place these blades in your nose and lean you head down to your steak. Wave a flower in front of your nose...SNEEZE! and Wah-lah! Steak cut paper-thin!! Now available for $39.99 at your local surgeon's office!" |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Want to see my nether region? [/quote] Old James |
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