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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Soft^Spirit Is this weeks pun Queen. As such she gets to pic next Fridays topic. A quick restating of the rules. On Friday nights we have a pun topic that the winner of the previous weeks battle chooses. At any other time anyone is free to post any and all puns. [/quote] Old James |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Sorry James. Eric, Vic, and I tired. Honest, we really tried. But s^s and those wanky females just couldn't be stopped. Next time I'll pass out the Viagra before hand/ |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Those girls are real punsters. LOL With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65759 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I don't even no if have of what I rowt was phunny. Although sometimes I do. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Eric Korpela Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60 |
Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs. @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs. Sounds like a deliberate attempt at inflicting VAPOR LOCK to me. You just can't trust them women in a competitive setting. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Tell me about being beat. That Angela is more dangerous with a pun than a Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas. Sorry I couldnt be here last night but I have to work Fridays untill further notice. Maybe the girls will give us a handicap? I did read the whole thread. WOW. I feel like that St. Crispin poem from the movie Rennasance Man. What did you do in the Pun war daddy. I can only say I held my man hood cheap. Well done to all. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65759 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Sorry for my abrupt departure last night, that chili that Angela gave me for lunch gave me the CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGs. That's Ok Eric, Angela is a walking talking theSAURus, At least She's no EXSTINKY Raptor. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Did you know that there was a dinosaur that was shaped like a book? Scientists are calling it a Thesaurus. [/quote] Old James |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
There were these two cavemen hiding behind a rock to escape a Dinosaur walking by. One said to the other "Dyathinkhesaurus?" Was this before it was.. Reigning men? Janice |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really - it was just a play on words. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I quess its true the pUn is mightier than the sWORD. [/quote] Old James |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
If you are gathering wild forest mushrooms, you never know if you will find a real fungai Janice |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
I heard some guy drove his expensive car into a tree. It was then that he found out how the Mercedes bends. * If memory serves, our fearless leader Angela will not be able to join us this evenin'. But knowing Ang, she would encourage us to play on, with gusto. I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters? Janice, James, Vic, Scrawcrow, et al ?????????? ;o) ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters? I can be had for a reasonable price. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:( [/quote] Old James |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:( Couldn't get the Walmart gig, eh? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Alas I have to work Fridays for a while so i will be absent:( Aw, we miss you when you aren't here on Friday Nights, James. Hope the shift goes smoothly and quickly for you tonight. :o) I am free this evening, how about the other faithful punsters?I can be had for a reasonable price. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
I can be had for a reasonable price. "Be sure to ask about our Student and Senior Citizen discounts!" |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Annual subs? I prefer mine a bit fresher. 6" or 12"? Janice |
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