Puns O Fun 6

Author	Message
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1053585 - Posted: 7 Dec 2010, 17:32:27 UTC Continuing Kic53 last post. We must not forget that Santa's family business has forced legal to insure a gift clause, for tax purposes. His gift giving is excessive, so there is also a provisional clause [/quote] Old James ID: 1053585 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1053587 - Posted: 7 Dec 2010, 17:36:01 UTC Last modified: 7 Dec 2010, 17:36:11 UTC Ahhh.... That would be.... The Santa Clause. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1053587 ·

Mr. Kevvy Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3776 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319	Message 1053710 - Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 1:55:26 UTC I don't recall seeing that Santa's elves are subordinate clauses yet. So I mention it, just beclause. That was so bad, I may clause my own face off. Is it too early for a mod to clause this thread? Stuck in this sentence, I'm developing clausetrophobia, though most get it from being trapped in a clauset. ID: 1053710 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1053897 - Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 13:50:57 UTC Santa often guides his sleigh to Cape Canaveral. We know this because A SANTA AT NASA is a palindrome. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1053897 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1053969 - Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 17:16:41 UTC Its been reported that santa has a split personality.Hes been overheard talking to hisELVES [/quote] Old James ID: 1053969 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1054123 - Posted: 8 Dec 2010, 23:34:11 UTC - in response to Message 1053969. Its been reported that santa has a split personality.Hes been overheard talking to hisELVES Speaking of Santa's wee helpers, as they make toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That's why they're known as Santa's little Elvis. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1054123 ·

Mr. Kevvy Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3776 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319	Message 1054145 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 1:40:41 UTC - in response to Message 1054123. as they make toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." Specifically toy trains? :^) ID: 1054145 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1054243 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 13:47:42 UTC Santa is so Santa-mental that he sometimes spends all his money on the toys that he brings to children everywhere. At those times, he's called St. Nickeless. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1054243 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1054251 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 14:07:48 UTC - in response to Message 1054248. When he goes commando he's called St. Knickerless As long as he doesnt wear Mrs. St. Nicholas's KNICKERS. [/quote] Old James ID: 1054251 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1054257 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 14:14:37 UTC - in response to Message 1054254. As long as he doesnt wear Mrs. St. Nicholas's KNICKERS. He only becomes a rather cross dresser when he tries to put both feet in one trouser leg. ...and his stockings are usually hung by the chimney with care... ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1054257 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1054261 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 14:21:11 UTC - in response to Message 1054257. As long as he doesnt wear Mrs. St. Nicholas's KNICKERS. He only becomes a rather cross dresser when he tries to put both feet in one trouser leg. ...and his stockings are usually hung by the chimney with care... Suspender Clause? [/quote] Old James ID: 1054261 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1054263 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 14:23:40 UTC - in response to Message 1054261. As long as he doesnt wear Mrs. St. Nicholas's KNICKERS. He only becomes a rather cross dresser when he tries to put both feet in one trouser leg. ...and his stockings are usually hung by the chimney with care... Suspender Clause? Yep, right along with the Fire Clause; those chimneys can be dangerous. ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1054263 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1054265 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 14:28:43 UTC What if santa goes bonkers, Is there a inSANTAty clause. [/quote] Old James ID: 1054265 ·

Mr. Kevvy Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3776 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319	Message 1054271 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 15:10:57 UTC - in response to Message 1054265. Last modified: 9 Dec 2010, 15:12:31 UTC What if santa goes bonkers He'll be Nicked and confined to a santarium. Living that far north can drive one bi-pole-ar. All that ice can cause skatesophrenia. ID: 1054271 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1054275 - Posted: 9 Dec 2010, 15:33:37 UTC - in response to Message 1054271. What if santa goes bonkers Living that far north can drive one bi-pole-ar. It also affects the elves. Don't forget they often suffer from low elf-esteem ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ... ID: 1054275 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1055178 - Posted: 11 Dec 2010, 21:27:58 UTC - in response to Message 1054254. As long as he doesnt wear Mrs. St. Nicholas's KNICKERS. He only becomes a rather cross dresser when he tries to put both feet in one trouser leg. Then he becomes Panty Clause. [/quote] Old James ID: 1055178 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65747 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1055325 - Posted: 12 Dec 2010, 7:52:06 UTC Then there's the Frost Clause when St. Nick goes out to test the sleigh to see if the Elves know Jack. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1055325 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1056333 - Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 17:57:31 UTC I think santa claws puns has done died. So back to 5th grade humor. Ever read the book the Yellow River, by I. P. Dailey [/quote] Old James ID: 1056333 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65747 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1056336 - Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 18:04:36 UTC - in response to Message 1056333. I think santa claws puns has done died. So back to 5th grade humor. Ever read the book the Yellow River, by I. P. Dailey Well I guess that one got Sleighed. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1056336 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1056691 - Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 17:53:03 UTC - in response to Message 1056400. P is silent in Bath Cliff Tragedy by Eileen Dover Road Pile by G G Dunnit LOL well done Chris. Tigers Revenge by Claude Balls. Cures for Piles by Dr. Ben Dover [/quote] Old James ID: 1056691 ·

©2024 University of California

SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.