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Message 1022209 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 13:17:53 UTC - in response to Message 1022036.  

Doesn't matter, just look at your map.


Which way up would you hold it ?


That depends on whether you want to actually read the text, or just look at the pretty colours...

I am, of course, falling into the typical European culture based conceit that everybody in the world does (or at least should) do everything the way we do.


When Im travelling south I have no problem reading the map,My wife on the other hand just cant grasp that you read a map opposite of going north.
Now I hope I never get one of those cheater maps that do that for you. That would totally screw me up.
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Message 1022210 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 13:45:23 UTC - in response to Message 1022130.  

And how do you translate "microprocessor"? In Italy we say "microprocessore" although the verb "processare" means to try someone in a judicial court.
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The right word is microprocesador, and you cannot misunderstand its meaning.
Of course, it is a word formed by other two words---> micro and procesador.
Micro is a prefix. It is used before the root of the main word. In this case procesador.
The verb "procesar" has some different meanings.
In this case, it is the capability of doing something following some existing route, way, order or algorithm.
An example is a "procesador de textos" which is a tool or program that deals with a text by editing it.

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Message 1022218 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 14:09:11 UTC


If they're dumb enough to eat it, are they smart enough to read it?
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Message 1022259 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 15:05:01 UTC - in response to Message 1022218.  

If they're dumb enough to eat it, are they smart enough to read it?

NO!

Yay! Another Goofy question answered!
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Message 1022265 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 15:14:52 UTC - in response to Message 1022260.  

If they're dumb enough to eat it, are they smart enough to read it?


That covers about 90% of people in the street in the UK !


What only 90%?
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Message 1022268 - Posted: 3 Aug 2010, 15:22:19 UTC - in response to Message 1022265.  

If they're dumb enough to eat it, are they smart enough to read it?


That covers about 90% of people in the street in the UK !


What only 90%?

The other 10% already ate it.
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Message 1022460 - Posted: 4 Aug 2010, 12:27:47 UTC - in response to Message 1022268.  

If they're dumb enough to eat it, are they smart enough to read it?


That covers about 90% of people in the street in the UK !


What only 90%?

The other 10% already ate it.


;-o

What a faith you have in your brothers. ;-p lol


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Message 1022463 - Posted: 4 Aug 2010, 12:40:07 UTC

Oh, I just love it when they say something or other 'kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses' that means of the 1e6 there only 1e3 are left - and the ones killed are usually the harmless ones on top...

Well you need faith. Trusting in the average person to be intelligent is a doomed enterprise (current company excepted - we are far from avarage...).
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Message 1022501 - Posted: 4 Aug 2010, 15:24:26 UTC

Oh well, nothing much survives bleach :) (that includes humans)
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Message 1022613 - Posted: 5 Aug 2010, 1:53:00 UTC - in response to Message 1022501.  

Oh well, nothing much survives bleach :) (that includes humans)

And steel air vent covers.


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Message 1022864 - Posted: 6 Aug 2010, 0:31:38 UTC

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Message 1022867 - Posted: 6 Aug 2010, 0:37:02 UTC
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drinking, off-key singing and - no sorry, not enough room on the table for dancing.

btw the singing is Kylie Minogue 'I should be so lucky' ;)
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Message 1023874 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 4:21:28 UTC

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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Message 1023912 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 11:08:51 UTC - in response to Message 1023874.  

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?


Round these parts using "slow up" would label you as a rural type. Along with "hang a left" instead of "turn left", or "hang tough" for "wait a bit".

Also, discussing the merits of round hay bales versus square hay bales would probably get labeled rural.

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Message 1023925 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 13:04:03 UTC - in response to Message 1023919.  

Hey y'all yee harr, any grits on that thar stove?


Y'all mean that stove thar, or t'other one over yonder?

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Message 1023987 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 17:07:51 UTC - in response to Message 1023944.  

Now you looky here, ya gall durn ferriner ...

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

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Message 1023990 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 17:10:08 UTC

Yall otta save it for a pun war.
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Message 1023991 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 17:15:07 UTC - in response to Message 1023990.  

Yall otta save it for a pun war.


It ain't no pun, whippersnapper. It be genu-wine frontier gibberish.

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Message 1024003 - Posted: 9 Aug 2010, 17:44:23 UTC - in response to Message 1023996.  

Are yer ready for dinner y'all?

Is that your goofy question?
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