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Author	Message
HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0	Message 1000269 - Posted: 3 Jun 2010, 8:54:22 UTC does not apply in California - NO ONE drives slow (except on freeways) Classic WU= 7,237 Classic Hours= 42,079 ID: 1000269 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1000305 - Posted: 3 Jun 2010, 12:03:55 UTC - in response to Message 1000213. Hey Gomer! your other right. [/quote] Old James ID: 1000305 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 1000308 - Posted: 3 Jun 2010, 12:33:36 UTC Last modified: 3 Jun 2010, 12:38:48 UTC Not applicable in where if the right is occupied, try the left. If the left is occupied, try the median. If the median is occupied, try the sidewalk... ID: 1000308 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 1000309 - Posted: 3 Jun 2010, 12:37:09 UTC Not applicable in where everything is Bass Ackwards. ;^/ ID: 1000309 ·

W-K 666 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 19145 Credit: 40,757,560 RAC: 67	Message 1000368 - Posted: 3 Jun 2010, 17:06:03 UTC - in response to Message 1000329. Applies perfectly to UK motorways. Do 70mph in the outside lane and they overtake on the inside doing 80mph ! If you are doing 70 in the outside lane and there is space so that you can be undertaken you are in the wrong lane. ID: 1000368 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65857 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1000482 - Posted: 4 Jun 2010, 0:48:27 UTC Not applicable in California where the Legislature & Governor is backwards. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1000482 ·

Gary Charpentier Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30751 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32	Message 1000494 - Posted: 4 Jun 2010, 2:03:55 UTC Cars? or Brains? ID: 1000494 ·

Byron Leigh Hatch @ team Carl Sagan Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 5 Jul 99 Posts: 4548 Credit: 35,667,570 RAC: 4	Message 1000499 - Posted: 4 Jun 2010, 2:23:05 UTC Not applicable in the UK. Because over there they already drive on the wrong side of the road lol ;) ID: 1000499 ·

Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1000610 - Posted: 4 Jun 2010, 12:52:24 UTC I'm sorry, I didn't catch that...I was driving too fast... rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1000610 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1000649 - Posted: 4 Jun 2010, 15:35:02 UTC OK, it's Judging time! Third place goes to: HAL for his "does not apply in California - NO ONE drives slow (except on freeways)" Sorry, HAL: (BTW, are you an IBM degrade?) see my explanation below. Second place goes to the always funny James Sotherden for his "Hey Gomer! Your other right!" and (TA DA!) the winner is: Steven Meyer for: "Not applicable in (Mexico} where if the right is occupied, try the left. If the left is occupied, try the median. If the median is occupied, try the sidewalk..." which is true... PM being dispatched... This is a poster (A4 size) that I have placed on my pick-up's right (passenger) side. There are far too many drivers in my state (and yes, that is California that drive 55 or less, and do it in lanes other than the slow lane. On I-880, (from Oakland to San Jose) for example, big-rig trucks routinely use the # 3 lane (of 4) as their lane of choice. The big-rig drivers do this even where the car speed limit is 65. (Their limit is 55...) As a big-rig driver myself, this bothers me! and yes, there is a clever poster on the left side, too! (next win, maybe...) . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1000649 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 1000773 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:16:25 UTC Last modified: 5 Jun 2010, 1:32:33 UTC Thanks, HHG, will post a new photo soon. And here ya go ... what do you suppose that she is telling her hubby right about now... ID: 1000773 ·

Gary Charpentier Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30751 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32	Message 1000776 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:41:38 UTC Dear, Are your golf clubs still in the trunk? ID: 1000776 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65857 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1000779 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:47:09 UTC What do You mean My car isn't covered? It's covered almost entirely, In water... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1000779 ·

HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0	Message 1000780 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:47:09 UTC - in response to Message 1000773. Last modified: 5 Jun 2010, 1:49:14 UTC Honey - you know about the La Brea Tar pits? Well I found out La Brea has a Car Pit too! Classic WU= 7,237 Classic Hours= 42,079 ID: 1000780 ·

Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0	Message 1000782 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:54:01 UTC Last modified: 5 Jun 2010, 1:54:19 UTC I was just minding my own business, when suddenly this pool of water changed lanes .... ID: 1000782 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29991 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1000784 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:58:09 UTC - in response to Message 1000780. Honey - remember you asked me to get the car washed before your important meeting? Well.... ID: 1000784 ·

Byron Leigh Hatch @ team Carl Sagan Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 5 Jul 99 Posts: 4548 Credit: 35,667,570 RAC: 4	Message 1000785 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 1:59:35 UTC Dear, do you remember that rain puddle on Main Street that you said was only six inches deep ? ID: 1000785 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1000788 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 2:20:40 UTC - in response to Message 1000784. Honey, Your mother is such a terrible back seat driver. [/quote] Old James ID: 1000788 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65857 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1000792 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 2:26:24 UTC Dear? I can't get the Prius out of Its parking spot. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1000792 ·

Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1000845 - Posted: 5 Jun 2010, 6:56:48 UTC - in response to Message 1000792. Hello, Avis? .....About that rental car..... ID: 1000845 ·

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