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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Actually you are out punning me 2.5 to 1. My boat is CAPSIZING(7 1/4 by the way) [/quote] Old James |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Good Night James, Angela and all. It is time for Mahi bedtime. Have pun you all, and try not to snapper-James! And Angela, you are the hammerhead of the grouper...the rest are small fry. ~ Aloha ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I warned you that I play ROUGHY! The night is young here and I can MAKO you FLOUNDER around and BOBBER up and down for hours until I decide to FINish you off and send you to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER! P.S. Goodnight Karen! You're quite the GAME FISH!!! |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Sleep well Karen. It has been LOX of fun and I'm sure that next week WHALE meet again! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I warned you that I play ROUGHY! The night is young here and I can MAKO you FLOUNDER around and BOBBER up and down for hours until I decide to FINish you off and send you to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER! Now thats some real MONKEY SHINES there. I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy. If he bought you a beer I hope you said "TANKS a lot!" |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy. That would be TANKARDS a lot edit- duh in the spirit of the topic that would be TANKERS a lot. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Jim, give me a BREAK! You are being KOI on PORPOISE! Now be a good BUOY and declare me the BIG FISH tonight! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
LOL now a pun isnt good untill it stinks like 3 dAY OLD FISH. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Listen up SQUID. I had three cups of tea and I'm TURBOT charged tonight! You haven't got a RAY of hope. I refuse to cease my SHADnanigans... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Tea, dont that make you want to GOBY a lot.? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Tea, dont that make you want to GOBY a lot.? Yeah, I get up every once in a WHALE... Now honestly Jim, would it KRILL you to declare this old grey MER the winner? Face it, you're up working like a DOGFISH while I'm over here clicking on you-tube LINGCODS of Kylie MINNOW to entertain myself, while I wait for your puny UNDERSIZED CATCHES of puns. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
OK Angela. Im CUTTING MY BAIT cause its sure as HALIBUT looks like i cant fish. Youve SNARLED my old REEL with a BACKLASH I cant untangle. I decalre you the head QUEEN TRIGGERFISH. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Aw Jim, you're such a little SCAMPI! Thank you for the win. Eric loves to fish, so I had to keep on punning until I was BLUE(in the)GILLS! I could not let this pun war be THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. This pun war went off with nary a SNAG. Nobody said "HOLD THE ANCHOVIES!" Well, goodnight punsters. I'm hanging up my sign now... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
And Im going to be SCULPIN in the corner:) Good night all. Lets SEA what saturday night might wash up? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Lets SEA what saturday night might wash up? I'm sure that whatever it is, it will BOWL us over! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Hello my punster pals. just seeing who would like a short punfest. No late night war for me ,Angela flayed my tail fins last night and Im to tired to tackel any more fish puns. [/quote] Old James |
Alan Smith Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 106 Credit: 26,816 RAC: 0 |
Im to tired to tackel any more fish puns. Does your head hurt too? I mean, do you have a haddock? |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Oh, Cod, here we go again. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65817 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Oh, Cod, here we go again. I guess their doing It for the Halibut of It. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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