Ok You Jokers, Here's what the Wiki says:

Well, I'm glad at least that you figured out it was a joke.

At the sound of the tone, I'll shut up.
BONG

The resonating sound of bongs in reply are heard echoing in the distance

(Yes, I know full well that 80% of you are too young to know Mrs. Olson)

I'll see your Mrs. Olson and raise you a Mr. Whipple.

(Yes, I know full well that 80% of you are too young to know Mrs. Olson)

I'll see your Mrs. Olson and raise you a Mr. Whipple.

Oh yeah? Well I'll see your Whipple (Stay calm, Eric, it ain't what you think) and raise you a Madge*.

*Palmolive Dish Soap

Mike Wallace hawking cigarettes...
beat that.

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Ill see your Madge and raise a Cora and a Josie the plumber.

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Old James

And for the Canadians playing along ... "Bill Walker here for Timex". No relation, by the way.

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And for the Canadians playing along ... "Bill Walker here for Timex". No relation, by the way.

Here in the states it was John Cameran swazey.

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Old James

Yeah, I remember him, from the fuzzy channels we sometimes got when we lived close to the border.

I tried telling my kids how excited I was when we first got a second channel, but I don't think they believed me.

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i lived in a state that had daylight saving time and next door to a state(about 6 miles) that didn't.
so i grew up being able to watch Star Trek twice a night....waaay before vcr's
...of course after Johnny Carson went off so did all the channels.
remember the indian chief test pattern?

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Yeah, I remember him, from the fuzzy channels we sometimes got when we lived close to the border.

I tried telling my kids how excited I was when we first got a second channel, but I don't think they believed me.

Out here I recently found out that there is some Free TV channels, Of course It means I have to buy an amplified uhf antenna, But I know of one for about $21 that will do and It'll save Me $5.99 a month, Add in taking away the HD($10) and It'll be a savings of $15.99, Thankfully the low def signal looks almost as good as the Hi def signal(except for small text), So Satellite will only cost Me about $34.97 or so. :D

Channel on Translator or local number/Virtual channel)
15 (KCBS  2)
17 (WGN, Chicago)
19 (KNBC   4)
23 (KTTV  11)
35 (KTLA   5)
39 (KMEX  34, Spanish)
41 (KCAL   9)
46 (KCET  28? pbs)
48 (KABC   7)
50 (KCOP  13)
64 (KHIZ 64, Victorville)

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

is that dish or directtv?

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is that dish or directtv?

Dish Network, Sorry. :D

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

I'll see your Madge, Cora, Josie & Bill Walker and raise you a Spuds MacKenzie.

I'll see your Madge, Cora, Josie & Bill Walker and raise you a Spuds MacKenzie.

Although this will confirm my geriatric tendencies, I'll go all in with a Gerald McBoingBoing.

I'll see your Madge, Cora, Josie & Bill Walker and raise you a Spuds MacKenzie.

BTW....is Spuds related to that new moderator?

I'll see your Madge, Cora, Josie & Bill Walker and raise you a Spuds MacKenzie.

BTW....is Spuds related to that new moderator?

No relation whattabosevr. (hic)

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

You're not old Scarecrow! Bet you could get away with dating a Doublemint Twin.

You're not old Scarecrow! Bet you could get away with dating a Doublemint Twin.

Oh, I don't know... That old girl that advertised the Clapper is probably more my speed.
Seriously... was that Barbara Bush in those commercials???

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*** Help I've fallen and I think I'll just lay here

nah the eyes weren't all that buggy....

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You're not old Scarecrow! Bet you could get away with dating a Doublemint Twin.

I'm up for the Doublemint Twins, because I'm a two dab man...

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