Halloween Zombie-Talk Thread

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Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 941837 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 23:10:08 UTC - in response to Message 941820. it wasn't house traaiinnned. Why at did the zombie drop his bike off at the shop? Because the chaaiinn kept falling off. And did you hear his car had to go to the shop as well? ID: 941837 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 941894 - Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 3:32:21 UTC And did you hear his car had to go to the shop as well? Oh my! I hope the powertraaain was still under warranty! What kind of agriculture does a zombie prefer? ID: 941894 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65855 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 941899 - Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 4:19:59 UTC - in response to Message 941894. And did you hear his car had to go to the shop as well? Oh my! I hope the powertraaain was still under warranty! What kind of agriculture does a zombie prefer? Why wheat graaain of course. What zombie rules over Darth Vader? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 941899 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 941917 - Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 5:23:10 UTC Actually I was going for sustaaainable agriculture, since "graaains" has been used several times. Regarding the Star Wars question, I will have to consult Eric - since I don't think either Palpatine or Darth Sideous work (unless I am mispronouncing Palpatine? ID: 941917 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65855 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 942122 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 3:45:11 UTC - in response to Message 941917. Actually I was going for sustaaainable agriculture, since "graaains" has been used several times. Regarding the Star Wars question, I will have to consult Eric - since I don't think either Palpatine or Darth Sideous work (unless I am mispronouncing Palpatine? It's a play on Palpatine, Go wild. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 942122 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942139 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 5:01:11 UTC It's a play on Palpatine, Go wild. Don't mind if I do! What happened to the juvenile male zombie who was convicted of vandalism in Singapore? ID: 942139 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 942192 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 11:05:55 UTC - in response to Message 942139. Last modified: 23 Oct 2009, 11:06:21 UTC It's a play on Palpatine, Go wild. Don't mind if I do! What happened to the juvenile male zombie who was convicted of vandalism in Singapore? Of course he was caaiined. But only after a suitable media circus paraaade. What does a "green" zombie do to save the planet? ID: 942192 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942239 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 15:34:40 UTC Oh Mumps! Zombies take great paaaains to be green!!! They draaain their swimming pools and replace them with sustaaainable agricultural products. They put double paaane windows in their zombie homes. Zombies abstaaain from driving and when they can't walk somewhere they take public buses or traaains. When they go to the grocery store (or better yet to their local farmer's market) they bring cloth bags to be used agaaaain and agaaain. How did the zombie manage to survive his horrible traffic accident? ID: 942239 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 942256 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 16:20:14 UTC - in response to Message 942239. passive restraiinnnts what does the zombie song and dance man do? In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 942256 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942283 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 17:26:55 UTC Last modified: 23 Oct 2009, 17:30:33 UTC what does the zombie song and dance man do? baaaangs on the bongos? What is the name of the legal proceeding during which the zombie entered a plea of "not guilty"? ID: 942283 ·

skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 942287 - Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 17:29:55 UTC - in response to Message 942283. I was looking for entertaiiinnnn In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 942287 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 942630 - Posted: 24 Oct 2009, 20:27:21 UTC - in response to Message 942283. what does the zombie song and dance man do? baaaangs on the bongos? What is the name of the legal proceeding during which the zombie entered a plea of "not guilty"? Wouldn't that be when he was in court being arraaiinned on those charges of battery and disposal of evidence? Although, I thought he entered a plea bargaaaiinn that he was only eating out. Having a luncheeoon as it were... Do zombies have a favorite type of terraaiinn? ID: 942630 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942632 - Posted: 24 Oct 2009, 20:35:47 UTC Do zombies have a favorite type of terraaiinn? Why yes they do! Zombies adore mountaaainous terraaaain! And when the zombie participates in American Civil War re-enactments, what is his favorite historical event? ID: 942632 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65855 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 942635 - Posted: 24 Oct 2009, 21:18:14 UTC - in response to Message 942632. Do zombies have a favorite type of terraaiinn? Why yes they do! Zombies adore mountaaainous terraaaain! And when the zombie participates in American Civil War re-enactments, what is his favorite historical event? Fighting in the Bloody Laaane... What do zombies hate to eat? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 942635 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 942689 - Posted: 25 Oct 2009, 2:38:51 UTC The zombies in Spaaaaiiiin live mainly on the plaaaaiiiiin. :) ID: 942689 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 942745 - Posted: 25 Oct 2009, 13:27:13 UTC - in response to Message 942635. Do zombies have a favorite type of terraaiinn? Why yes they do! Zombies adore mountaaainous terraaaain! And when the zombie participates in American Civil War re-enactments, what is his favorite historical event? Fighting in the Bloody Laaane... What do zombies hate to eat? Well, they definitely hate Romaaiinne lettuce. Especially when it's in a "new age" salad that includes Maanngo. They need something red and drippy. What's a zombies favorite retailer? ID: 942745 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65855 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 942764 - Posted: 25 Oct 2009, 15:49:04 UTC - in response to Message 942745. Oh and I should have mentioned this, But for those who weren't into US History, There is a place called the Bloody Lane in 1862. The Bloody Lane in 2005. Confederate dead lay in the "Bloody Lane" after the Battle of Antietam, 1862. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 942764 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942804 - Posted: 25 Oct 2009, 20:24:22 UTC There is a place called the Bloody Lane in 1862. A good answer! I would also have accepted "Petersburg Campaaaingn" What's a zombies favorite retailer? Well, a plus size zombie might prefer Laaane Bryant, followed by a leisurely lunch at PF Chaaaang's? What did the Mafia boss do when he was caught by the police? ID: 942804 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 942852 - Posted: 26 Oct 2009, 3:18:20 UTC What did the Mafia boss do when he was caught by the police? I'm sorry. That should read: What did the ZOMBIE Mafia boss do.... etc ID: 942852 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 942876 - Posted: 26 Oct 2009, 11:17:17 UTC - in response to Message 942852. What did the Mafia boss do when he was caught by the police? I'm sorry. That should read: What did the ZOMBIE Mafia boss do.... etc He Saanng like a canary. Ratted out the entire gaanng. Didn't do so well in the local lockup though. They found half of him pushiinng up daisies and the other half sleepiinng with the fishes. When in a traffic jam, what does a zombie do? ID: 942876 ·

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