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Message 769378 - Posted: 17 Jun 2008, 4:01:55 UTC

* From inside the can *

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Message 769912 - Posted: 18 Jun 2008, 11:34:09 UTC

The "unplugged" echo chamber wasn't the success Ziggy had hoped...
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Message 769980 - Posted: 18 Jun 2008, 16:27:08 UTC

Very good entries all of you... but Jeffrey wins it for sheer cheesiness with

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Message 770031 - Posted: 18 Jun 2008, 19:23:22 UTC - in response to Message 769980.  

Jeffrey wins it

Darn you! Now I gotsta go find me a pic... ;)
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Message 770078 - Posted: 18 Jun 2008, 21:22:19 UTC



Yummy... ;)
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Message 770108 - Posted: 18 Jun 2008, 23:01:00 UTC - in response to Message 770078.  



"The flock of geese had just flown by in the brief time he went in to get his briefcase--much to Bob's dismay."


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Message 770156 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 0:09:47 UTC - in response to Message 770078.  



The real reason Hitchcock made the movie "The Birds" and why it was so frightening



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Message 770165 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 0:17:40 UTC

Husband: "Ah, shit!"
Wife: "What honey?"
Husband: "No, literally.. shit"

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Message 770208 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 2:16:47 UTC - in response to Message 770078.  

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The morning after the Annual All-You-Can-Eat Bird Seed Buffet.

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Message 770215 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 2:35:28 UTC

Honey, if you don't wash that car today, no more nooky.
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Message 770341 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 8:43:47 UTC - in response to Message 770078.  


The professor's colleagues aren't entirely convinced by his attempts to measure the cosmic background microwave radiation and suspect that it may actually be pigeon sh** this time.
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Message 770377 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 10:50:13 UTC

It looks to me, my wife is on strike.
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Message 770401 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 13:04:36 UTC

Good thing we didn't leave the sunroof open...
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Message 770405 - Posted: 19 Jun 2008, 13:21:39 UTC

A perfect example of the environmental damage caused by backfiring motorcycles.
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Message 770856 - Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 16:19:20 UTC

What happens when you leave a half eaten burrito on a bus stop bench.
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Message 771371 - Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 15:35:44 UTC

I guess it's time to pick a winner:

'Good thing we didn't leave the sunroof open...'


When I was young, I had the bright idea of installing a sunroof in my car...

From that moment forward, I had to bring an umbrella along for the ride...

Now I realize, it could've been much worse... ;)
It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . .
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Message 771581 - Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 20:41:10 UTC - in response to Message 771371.  

I guess it's time to pick a winner:

'Good thing we didn't leave the sunroof open...'


When I was young, I had the bright idea of installing a sunroof in my car...

From that moment forward, I had to bring an umbrella along for the ride...

Now I realize, it could've been much worse... ;)


Thanks for the win...here's the next one!!
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Message 771582 - Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 20:41:35 UTC

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Message 771598 - Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 20:58:56 UTC

It would appear that a nagging wife isn't limited to the human species.
Air Cold, the blade stops;
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Message 771605 - Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 21:09:07 UTC - in response to Message 771582.  

You may be king of the jungle, but I'm queen of the cage... ;)
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