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champ Send message Joined: 12 Mar 03 Posts: 3642 Credit: 1,489,147 RAC: 0 |
If swimming is good for the figure, what happened to the whale? |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
To hear in the morning that the way prevails is to be able to die without regret in the night My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
To live among the benevolent is good. To choose not to be with the benevolent...of this I know not!" My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0 |
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. ~Jack Handey "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
{edited slightly for mild profanity} I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my gosh-darned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights! Warren G. Harding Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0 |
Extremism in the pursuit of serious fun is virtue incarnate. "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
AriZonaMoon* Send message Joined: 26 Apr 06 Posts: 5556 Credit: 1,541,289 RAC: 0 |
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue... gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness. Confucius My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0 |
"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." ~ Jack Handey "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths. ~Lois Wyse Reality Internet Personality |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
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Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
"Bullies are always cowards at heart and may be credited with a pretty safe instinct in scenting their prey." ~ Anna Julia Cooper Reality Internet Personality |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0 |
"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone." ~Jack Handey . "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
A house divided against itself cannot stand. Abraham Lincoln My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. Groucho Marx My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Maximus Decimus Meridius Send message Joined: 17 Apr 03 Posts: 370 Credit: 34,749 RAC: 0 |
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Duh! ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0 |
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. " ~Jack Handey "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss |
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