Ssssh! Ian SB is a larger lout.

His favourite drink is - Stellar Artois - because it is reasuringgly weak and bland.

Sssh! I am really fun to be around, but ...

Whoa! Just hold on a minute. I've admitted I am indeed a lager lout, but was there any need to assert that I am more obese than the average lout? Uncalled for Sir, I demand you retract immediately!

I just let out the sssh, you were a larger lout. I also mentioned, assuming you get the supermarket brand, it has poor legs and you need to dringk much for any effect.

I did not mention you were obese at all. So, you have just let out another secret?

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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues

Here's our family secret.

My wife's boobs are on her back.

Ya, it looks funny, but she's fun to dance with.

N.K.F.?

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I just let out the sssh, you were a larger lout.

There, you've done it again! Have I inadvertently offended you? I see no other reason for you to abuse me in this way. Please withdraw the remark, Sir.

BTW My weakness is for Grolsch, which probably doesn't redeem me in the slightest. Prosit!

8D

I unreservedly withdraw my allegation about your secret drinking habits, and Goulash is a nice brew. Not to may to saw off your legs, and get you walking around on your knees.

Now what was my secret?

Oh, yes I remember .... ssssh! I keep forgetting!

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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues

Come on, lets hear your secrets; spill the beans; tell us the juicy gossip. Your own or some other's....

Go for it...

On the fun side:

My hair is not really straw yellow as in my avatar. (Though it was when I was a wee bairn.)


On the other side:

I have a really nice bum. (So I am told.)


To be serious:

I'm not too hard to read.


It would be nice:

If people did not feel so scared to be honest.




Public Image.



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Sorry ICE if I messed up your thread.

You people always have so much fun.





Oh and yea I'm nuts.. Just like you....

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Au contraire cRunchy, I enjoyed your secrets, no mess that I can see ;)

Doh! I wanted to tell people I was nuts. Really! I am! ;P

ahh.. come on now..! Who is the real nut in here???

Coconut Moon here - claiming the position. ;-)

My secret is that I really dont use this english language..
I write only Norwegian, but i have made a secret
decoder, translating the whole stuff directly to english
on the boards.. Its amazingly intelligent! (for a
coconut to be ;-)

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My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

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My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

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You close the door
Lock the windows
Draw the curtains
Clear the floor
Comb your hair

Then dance like a crazy person.



You're A Secret Dancer.



.. And the truth is: Nobody really cares.


Dance yourself silly...

My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

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Doh! I wanted to tell people I was nuts. Really! I am! ;P

ahh.. come on now..! Who is the real nut in here???

Coconut Moon here - claiming the position. ;-)

There's a real secret here, somewhere, and I just can't figure it out ;)

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My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

Of course we are.....everybody knows that it's my kitties that do the modding.....
Oooops, let the cat out of the bag...

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

Of course we are.....everybody knows that it's my kitties that do the modding.....

I just knew it! Explains everything...

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flaming balloons

My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

Of course we are.....everybody knows that it's my kitties that do the modding.....

I just knew it! Explains everything...

ROFLMAO......

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

Of course we are.....everybody knows that it's my kitties that do the modding.....

I just knew it! Explains everything...

No, it doesn't. :P
Kitties like me.

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My secret.... I really have legs-I just hide them well, shhhh :)

You just made me break my vow of not responding directly to a mod. But you've really shown your sense of humor here. Priceless.

He's a mod? I thought all mods operated in sEcret, and Blurf and his friEnds are just dEcoys?

Of course we are.....everybody knows that it's my kitties that do the modding.....

I just knew it! Explains everything...

No, it doesn't. :P
Kitties like me.

My kitties like me too.

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Shhhhhh The secret to eternal life is fava beans, chilled chianti and liver.

Of course, how do you think I have lived for so long (shhhh).

You don't look a day over 100. :)

You should know, CR :)

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Shhhhhh The secret to eternal life is fava beans, chilled chianti and liver.

Of course, how do you think I have lived for so long (shhhh).

You don't look a day over 100. :)

Thankyou very much!

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Blurf made me crack up....and some others sitting here too. Not sure what to say but.....damn. I admire that.

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

Blurf made me crack up....and some others sitting here too. Not sure what to say but.....damn. I admire that.

Thx SC.

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Don't forget Sarge said it first. ;)

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