Happy Birthday Stacey Jane !!! Oct. 26

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Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 657150 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 3:46:02 UTC - in response to Message 656588. I wish that your birthday was the 15th. This is going to be a long countdown! Here's an early BD joke for you...... Three Women In Mexico Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in." LMAO, nice, how appropriate, leave it to the blonde to give the whole trick away!!! I've learned to let the believers think it's magic. ID: 657150 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 657155 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 3:58:00 UTC - in response to Message 656656. For your birthday I bought you this nifty Birthday Calculator. Edit: Wow, I'm 1,829,451,583 seconds old. By the time you read this I'll even be older! Does anyone have a wheelchair? Hey, it is a nifty calculator ... as of 11:46 EST Oct. 9 I am 976,837,612 seconds old. ID: 657155 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 657157 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 3:59:53 UTC - in response to Message 657155. For your birthday I bought you this nifty Birthday Calculator. Edit: Wow, I'm 1,829,451,583 seconds old. By the time you read this I'll even be older! Does anyone have a wheelchair? Hey, it is a nifty calculator ... as of 11:46 EST Oct. 9 I am 976,837,612 seconds old. I would hate to see mine...LOL Hi Stacey! ID: 657157 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 657160 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 4:07:21 UTC - in response to Message 656681. Happy Birthday, Hon!!! I baked you a Black Forest Cake. I hope you like chocolate cake! :)) I, like most women, love chocolate, in most forms, thanks Beets for early cake. As well, I, like most women, love attention and am not superstitious, so now I'm appreciating the count down and lapping it up and and and I hope you don't think less of me for it. :D ID: 657160 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 657197 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 5:52:28 UTC Hey Stacey! Stop by and wish Jim & Littlegreenmanfrommars a happy birthday! And BTW Ratava, I don't think Stacey recognizes you. Account frozen... ID: 657197 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 657344 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 15:30:13 UTC - in response to Message 657160. Last modified: 10 Oct 2007, 15:30:44 UTC I, like most women, love chocolate, in most forms, thanks Beets for early cake. As well, I, like most women, love attention and am not superstitious, so now I'm appreciating the count down and lapping it up and and and I hope you don't think less of me for it. :D Stacey!!! What a delight to see you on these forums again! Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) Here's a chocolate layer cake I hope you'll enjoy... ID: 657344 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 657444 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 18:29:30 UTC - in response to Message 657344. Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) That sounds like bribery to me..... but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth..... Account frozen... ID: 657444 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 657447 - Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 18:51:58 UTC - in response to Message 657444. Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) That sounds like bribery to me..... but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth..... ...or goat. Happy forthcoming B'day Stacey!!! Account frozen... ID: 657447 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 658525 - Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 18:57:31 UTC Hey, Hon! We haven't forgotten you! Here's some Birthday Balloonsies. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACEY!!!! ID: 658525 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 658536 - Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 19:07:27 UTC - in response to Message 658529. Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) That sounds like bribery to me..... but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth..... Or goat? Now I'm getting jealous! Nobody's given me a gift horse...or a goat either. :[ ID: 658536 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 658554 - Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 19:29:02 UTC - in response to Message 658536. Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) That sounds like bribery to me..... but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth..... Or goat? Now I'm getting jealous! Nobody's given me a gift horse...or a goat either. :[ OK, here's a goat. Account frozen... ID: 658554 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 658571 - Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 19:52:37 UTC - in response to Message 658554. Of course I don't think any the less of you for it! If you'll keep posting, I'll keep baking. :)) That sounds like bribery to me..... but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth..... Or goat? Now I'm getting jealous! Nobody's given me a gift horse...or a goat either. :[ OK, here's a goat. Awww! Shucks! <blushes> Thanks Dude!!! ID: 658571 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 658690 - Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 0:26:43 UTC ;) luv the airbrush eh ID: 658690 ·

Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 659208 - Posted: 13 Oct 2007, 19:13:37 UTC Last modified: 13 Oct 2007, 19:17:01 UTC HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACEY JANE!!! I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) ID: 659208 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 659756 - Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 18:38:39 UTC Last modified: 14 Oct 2007, 18:39:41 UTC Stacey Jane's brain! Tis a thing of beauty! Account frozen... ID: 659756 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 661219 - Posted: 17 Oct 2007, 12:39:32 UTC 9 more days for Stacey! Account frozen... ID: 661219 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 661672 - Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 2:13:11 UTC - in response to Message 657197. Hey Stacey! Stop by and wish Jim & Littlegreenmanfrommars a happy birthday! And BTW Ratava, I don't think Stacey recognizes you. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out all these face lifts is that Timmy? ID: 661672 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 661687 - Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 2:25:39 UTC - in response to Message 661672. Hey Stacey! Stop by and wish Jim & Littlegreenmanfrommars a happy birthday! And BTW Ratava, I don't think Stacey recognizes you. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out all these face lifts is that Timmy? You're good! Can't keep anything from you! Account frozen... ID: 661687 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 661690 - Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 2:30:43 UTC - in response to Message 661687. Hey Stacey! Stop by and wish Jim & Littlegreenmanfrommars a happy birthday! And BTW Ratava, I don't think Stacey recognizes you. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out all these face lifts is that Timmy? You're good! Can't keep anything from you! Sarcasm will get you nowhere. ID: 661690 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 661697 - Posted: 18 Oct 2007, 2:41:52 UTC - in response to Message 661690. Hey Stacey! Stop by and wish Jim & Littlegreenmanfrommars a happy birthday! And BTW Ratava, I don't think Stacey recognizes you. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out all these face lifts is that Timmy? You're good! Can't keep anything from you! Sarcasm will get you nowhere. It wasn't sarcasm. I was serious.... That's Timmy! Account frozen... ID: 661697 ·

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