Sneaky!

You should be tucked up and asleep!

According to Skype it is 5.15 am, unless you are an early riser for a breakfast show?

I am an early riser for a breakfast show.

Yea, me too. No choice. This thing called 'a job' makes me get up :(

The breakfast show is the job...So there will be much silence if my alarm fails.

I don't eat breakfast. Just a cup of tea until lunchtime. Then I can eat a horse.

But have you ever eaten a horse?

No, but a horse tried to eat me once. It's true! It came galloping up to me in a field and started biting me.

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Sneaky!

You should be tucked up and asleep!

According to Skype it is 5.15 am, unless you are an early riser for a breakfast show?

I am an early riser for a breakfast show.

Yea, me too. No choice. This thing called 'a job' makes me get up :(

The breakfast show is the job...So there will be much silence if my alarm fails.

I don't eat breakfast. Just a cup of tea until lunchtime. Then I can eat a horse.

But have you ever eaten a horse?

No, but a horse tried to eat me once. It's true! It came galloping up to me in a field and started biting me.

Probably thought you were a sugar cube.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

Did it wriggle and fiddle inside you?

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

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Account frozen...

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

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Scorpions - Wind Of Change

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Perhaps she'll die

If she swallowed an horse, and a hog and a dog. Oh and a cow...

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

That explains all the missing animals.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

That explains all the missing animals.

It also explains that Mystique knows her nursery rhymes, and you don't ;)

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But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

That explains all the missing animals.

It also explains that Mystique knows her nursery rhymes, and you don't ;)

She has heard them more recently than i have.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

But have you ever eaten a horse?

I swallowed one once to catch a cow,
but i don't know how I swallowed the cow.

That would be something to see.

Indeed.

Well I had to do something about the dog you see..I was a bit of a hog and I swallowed a dog.

I must admit this is getting more interesting by the post.

Are there any pictures of this event?

That explains all the missing animals.

It also explains that Mystique knows her nursery rhymes, and you don't ;)

She has heard them more recently than i have.

Maybe she would like to let us know what her favourite nursery rhyme is. Mine is the Grand Old Duke of York.

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Oh dear god! They've all finally cracked.

Call the men in white coats............

Ah, good choice;

Men In White Coats

Men in white coats
Ring the changes
Call us Fathers
Call us strangers

Men in white coats
Making white heat
Kill or cure you

We know what is best for you
Run just one more test for you
We know what we're doing don't we
We know what we're doing don't we

Men in white coats
Used to hiding
In the spotlight
Brightly shining

Brainwave heatwave coming on
Men in white coats can't go wrong
We know what we're doing don't we
We know what we're doing don't we

Stripped down naked
People question
Power's ours without election
Won't forget our broken promise
Turn to gods for sweeter solace
Don't ask questions
Call us Fathers
Loyal servants to your masters

We know what is best for you
Run just one more test for you
We know what we're doing don't we
We know what we're doing don't we

Men in white coats
Push the limits
Count you down
The final minutes

Men in white coats
Push the limits
Count you down
The final minutes

Men in white coats
Push the limits
Count you down
The final minutes

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I guess you folks across the pond have some different nursery rhymes. :)

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Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes.

I think that last pic might be stretching the thread?

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Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes.

I think that last pic might be stretching the thread?

But it's only 738 x 448 pixels, the acceptable maximum being 600 x 800 pixels.

Maybe it's time you should treat yourself to a nice 19" TFT screen? ;)

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Winning while eating cherries...

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me