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Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
Now, does it matter what kind of bear it is? I have to disagree, A/C. I am thoroughly convinced that Teddy Ruxspin created an entire generation of psychopaths. Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
Lester Send message Joined: 6 Jun 07 Posts: 414 Credit: 38,111 RAC: 0 |
Now, does it matter what kind of bear it is? Do Teddy Bears wear blue speedos ? |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
From that moment forward, I NEVER went hiking unless I had a firearm with me. Used to be in some States a 44 magnum was allowed to bear hunt. Now there are some VERY high power custom revolvers that are allowed. My Uncle and his two Sons still Bear hunt every year with large revolvers as backup only. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Well, then it's easy. Messin' With Sasquatch, Flaming Bag "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
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Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Bears in Arizona ? That wasnt a bear. That was Bigfoot The Beast ! I was really hoping that he threw a rock. Yuck factor: 8.5 me@rescam.org |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Bears in Arizona ? That wasnt a bear. That was Bigfoot The Beast ! No, I don't think it was a rock, Sasquatch has had the upper hand in the new ones. E.g. like in this. He's not being messed with so much anymore... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
Now, does it matter what kind of bear it is? lmao. I never got into him. |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
Sorry..my bad. Oh, well that is brilliant! Give the bear a beer. |
Gavin Shaw Send message Joined: 8 Aug 00 Posts: 1116 Credit: 1,304,337 RAC: 0 |
Dear me, isn't the answer so obvious. Wouldn't saying that actually make the bear run away and tell its kin. And then have then all come back and try to get you. With even more determination than before? Kidding... Never surrender and never give up. In the darkest hour there is always hope. |
Lester Send message Joined: 6 Jun 07 Posts: 414 Credit: 38,111 RAC: 0 |
Now, does it matter what kind of bear it is? Yeah, Bears do have high moral standards |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Sorry..my bad. I smell badly too.. I thought it said "What do you do if you encounter an Esme ES99"... Personally I would just love to have been so fortunate... ... and then I would run for the nearest pot of honey.... (I think I fell over again.. Oh Poo..) |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
What to do if you encounter a Bear You could always try driving away at 150mph while drinking a six pack...... Sorry Lester...couldn't resist. LMAO Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
Lester Send message Joined: 6 Jun 07 Posts: 414 Credit: 38,111 RAC: 0 |
What to do if you encounter a Bear At 150 MPH, bears are just speed bumps !! |
Sir Robin Send message Joined: 23 Jul 00 Posts: 12 Credit: 4,610,578 RAC: 5 |
[/quote] Do Teddy Bears wear blue speedos ?[/quote] I don't think so. Boy Teddy Bears are usually more conservative (unlike girl Teddy Bears). |
Sir Robin Send message Joined: 23 Jul 00 Posts: 12 Credit: 4,610,578 RAC: 5 |
Ah, but then you run the risk of getting nailed with a RWI (Running While Intoxicated). |
Lester Send message Joined: 6 Jun 07 Posts: 414 Credit: 38,111 RAC: 0 |
What IS this site ? A free fire zone on lester ? |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
Actually....yes. LMAO At least as far as I am concerned, it is....lol Then again.....the Calm Chaos forums are the same in your case.... We kid because we care, lester. :-) Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
Do Teddy Bears wear blue speedos ?[/quote] I don't think so. Boy Teddy Bears are usually more conservative (unlike girl Teddy Bears). [/quote] I prefer boy Teddy Bears. "Teddy" Bear means that it's a boy. NOTE: I'm not gay |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Has anyone seen any bears lately? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
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