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The Official Last Kinky Person to Poot Wins! # 3 (closed)
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Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Winner of the last thread was... *drumroll* cRunchy who realeased something so stinky that the angels wept! The thread has now been slightly renamed. It has now been declared the official pootin' thread by the Governatorial candidate of the state of Texas. In his own words; "Let's eat bowls of five-alarm chili, drink Lonestar beer, smoke cigarrs and blow smoke all around, and last but not least. Let's all poot together as one." Governatorial candidate Richard Kinky Friedman. So now you can go and poot in the clean and new official pootin-thread! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
[quote]Winner of the last thread was... *drumroll* cRunchy who realeased something so stinky that the angels wept! It was me.. Oh i'd like to thank Demiurg for introducing me to the art of pooting as I only knew how to poop before this. I would also like to thank Captain for making me want to be as bigger pooter as he is. I want to give a special thanks to Sarge who pooted himself into cyberspace for a week because he was very naughty.. and I want to be naughty like cream. Like him. I also want to thank my mother for 'plopping me out' because I am sure I felt a poot at the same time. Wow... Me... and my angel. Me.. Lets keep pooting and make a big stink. (I am actually very touched.. Me.. Oh dear.. poo.. me.. a gift.. oh.. ) |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Do you have your analysts permission to post ths as therapy? Actually I fairly recently had a CAT-scan of my brain resulting in a piece of paper saying... "The patient is completely healthy in the head." It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
I've got a certificate from MAD Magazine to say I am sane and healtly in my mind! It's just the body that's shot! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
*fluff fluff* Oh, pardon me ... mmmmm, roses :D |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
Account frozen... |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
OK you all poot but won't anyone look at me with my big pooty medal.. Look I won poot number 2 contest.. Please look at me before my waving hands fall off. I won and my best angel won with me.. I actually won something. oH.. me.. |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Well, Demiurg, since I started this idea (though inspired by the Captain!), I suggest we let a lady win this one when it's time. ;) Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Well, Demiurg, since I started this idea (though inspired by the Captain!), I suggest we let a lady win this one when it's time. ;) I give in... You are all too naughty for me. I did a poot.. oh yea.. mmm Maybe I'll pretend to be Captain.. he.he.. that's a plan he.he (I'll just go talk to me and my voices over here in my little corner.. Don't mind me.. Pooty people.. oH :( Let's hope no one noticed me.. bye.. |
Pawly Send message Joined: 13 Jan 07 Posts: 2694 Credit: 1,049,945 RAC: 0 |
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
I am Kinky and I poot! |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
No! I poot and am very very slightly kinky, but there is no way I can compete with this! I loose! However, I must state I'm lose! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
There's a small over the land... Oh no, its John the Lose! *Pootin for Peace* It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
@Sarge: I have predermined the number of the winning post:-) But it would be sublime if one of our non-pootin ladies where the pooter who pooted the win! Yours in service; The GodFarther of Poot Pfrumph! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
berkeley Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
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Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
berkeley they pooted Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
berkeley But never forget the world-renowned pootmeister and Bishop of Cloyne, George Berkeley, who emirically proved to Hume that poot' is one of the most erotic essences known to women, thusly causing Hume to never beget any offspring. It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
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