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Message 578004 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:29:45 UTC
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Winner of the last thread was...

*drumroll*

cRunchy who realeased something so stinky that the angels wept!

The thread has now been slightly renamed.
It has now been declared the official pootin' thread by the Governatorial candidate of the state of Texas. In his own words; "Let's eat bowls of five-alarm chili, drink Lonestar beer, smoke cigarrs and blow smoke all around, and last but not least. Let's all poot together as one."
Governatorial candidate Richard Kinky Friedman.

So now you can go and poot in the clean and new official pootin-thread!
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Message 578019 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:43:06 UTC - in response to Message 578004.  
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[quote]Winner of the last thread was...

*drumroll*

cRunchy who realeased something so stinky that the angels wept!

It was me..

Oh i'd like to thank Demiurg for introducing me to the art of pooting as I only knew how to poop before this.

I would also like to thank Captain for making me want to be as bigger pooter as he is.

I want to give a special thanks to Sarge who pooted himself into cyberspace for a week because he was very naughty.. and I want to be naughty like cream. Like him.

I also want to thank my mother for 'plopping me out' because I am sure I felt a poot at the same time.

Wow... Me... and my angel.


Me..

Lets keep pooting and make a big stink.


(I am actually very touched.. Me.. Oh dear.. poo.. me.. a gift.. oh.. )
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Message 578021 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:44:46 UTC - in response to Message 578018.  

Do you have your analysts permission to post ths as therapy?


Actually I fairly recently had a CAT-scan of my brain resulting in a piece of paper saying... "The patient is completely healthy in the head."
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Message 578113 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 20:50:13 UTC

I've got a certificate from MAD Magazine to say I am sane and healtly in my mind! It's just the body that's shot!
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Message 578137 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 21:32:51 UTC

*fluff fluff* Oh, pardon me ... mmmmm, roses :D
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Message 578157 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 21:42:06 UTC


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Message 578172 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 21:55:28 UTC


Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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Message 578173 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 21:56:22 UTC


OK you all poot but won't anyone look at me with my big pooty medal..

Look I won poot number 2 contest..

Please look at me before my waving hands fall off.

I won and my best angel won with me..


I actually won something.

oH.. me..

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Message 578185 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 22:18:32 UTC

Well, Demiurg, since I started this idea (though inspired by the Captain!), I suggest we let a lady win this one when it's time. ;)
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Message 578198 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 22:43:46 UTC - in response to Message 578185.  
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Well, Demiurg, since I started this idea (though inspired by the Captain!), I suggest we let a lady win this one when it's time. ;)


I give in...

You are all too naughty for me.

I did a poot.. oh yea.. mmm

Maybe I'll pretend to be Captain.. he.he.. that's a plan he.he



(I'll just go talk to me and my voices over here in my little corner.. Don't mind me.. Pooty people.. oH :(



Let's hope no one noticed me.. bye..
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Message 578346 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 5:36:08 UTC
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I am Kinky and I poot!


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Message 578390 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 7:51:22 UTC
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No! I poot and am very very slightly kinky, but there is no way I can compete with this!

I loose!

However,

I

must

state

I'm

lose!
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Message 578431 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 11:55:52 UTC

There's a small over the land...

Oh no,

its

John

the

Lose!

*Pootin for Peace*
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Message 578432 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 11:57:33 UTC

@Sarge:

I have predermined the number of the winning post:-) But it would be sublime if one of our non-pootin ladies where the pooter who pooted the win!

Yours in service;
The GodFarther of Poot

Pfrumph!
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Message 578445 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 12:30:15 UTC

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Message 578477 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 14:13:48 UTC - in response to Message 578445.  

berkeley


Berkeley? That was an oddsounding poot:-)
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Message 578487 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 14:36:08 UTC - in response to Message 578477.  

berkeley


Berkeley? That was an oddsounding poot:-)


they pooted
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Message 578491 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 14:50:46 UTC - in response to Message 578487.  

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Berkeley? That was an oddsounding poot:-)


they pooted


But never forget the world-renowned pootmeister and Bishop of Cloyne, George Berkeley, who emirically proved to Hume that poot' is one of the most erotic essences known to women, thusly causing Hume to never beget any offspring.
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Message 578497 - Posted: 30 May 2007, 15:08:43 UTC


Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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