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cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
You sure you didn't mean harvesting your weed? ;-) I'm told it gives you the munchies and little belly poots... Burp.. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
That gives "fluff in your belly button" or "fluff between your toes" a whole new meaning.. Yucky.. Roses are red Violets are blue Your poot stinks Just like roses.. Doesn't sound right really somehow :) |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
I know Dune, you have been a loyal laugher for some time. But that's not why we're here, I just came in to light some peau pouri for you stinkies. :D |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
God defend us from the Captain's picture. The reality is just as bad! FfffT-zzzzz-eeeeh! PHUT! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
My God' this looks like one of the Captain of Poot's girfriend's offsprings.. I am still very disturbed after he showed us his loved one's picture.. I'd like to show you it's mother's photo but I am still trying to recover.. I'm not sure how the master of poot could procreate so.. A stalion no doubt... |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Anyone tried poot-pong yet? (Table tennis version after fava-beans) It is simple, you just place an average ping-pong ball between your tender crackiness and fire it off with an extrusion of poot in the general direction of your oponent across the ping-pong table hoping that it will be a valid serve. Then your oponent will try to poot it right back at you. The Pootin' Thread, soon offically supported! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Anyone tried poot-pong yet? (Table tennis version after fava-beans) LOL Sorry I hooted until I pooted.. LOP (= Lots Of Poots..) LOP... My fingers keep falling off.. Oh crumbs.. Giggle..Giggle Poot... Oh. erm.. You're a sporty pooter... Do we have to keep the balls afterwards.. eew... (Ooh and we will get official supports soon?) |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! Yepp, it is being negotiated as we speak. A mighty midget of American Officialness is considering to take us under his kinky wings! But all will be clear when the winner of this stinkely thread is revealed! *Pootin' in a mysterious and cryptical way, perhap's in a crypt near you* It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! cRunchy picks himself up after a roaring wind threw him to the floor.. He picks up his gas mask and re-poots the ball back with no care for where it went. What a relief.. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! Hey, wasn't the ball white when we started??? Pootin' da ball to Kingdom smells in the general direction of cRUnchy and the umpire! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
That is just disgusting. I think the flames are starting to rise here now as the ball gets hotter and hotter with friction. poot-pong!! and the ball bounces off the wall and sweeps towards the centre of the table... (I have my rubber gloves ready in case it gets stuck..) |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
After a late lunch chili bowl I poot the ball up into the roof and straight down into the table where it sticks with a wet THUD! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
After a late lunch chili bowl I poot the ball up into the roof and straight down into the table where it sticks with a wet THUD! If you think I'm going to get your ball you are mad.. Let Captain winner of last thread go up on the roof... He likes being up high.. Loves a wide room.. Gives him space to poot... Ooo. Was that a woodpecker coughing I can hear?? Oh No.. it was me... ppppPpppppooting.. Little sneaky poots.. Oops. Sorry.. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Thread is closed due to the sneaky nature of smelliness that just evaporated from cRunchy. The GodFarther of Poot! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Cloed? Oh, poooot. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
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