The Last Person to Poot WINS # II (closed)

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cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576850 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:42:58 UTC - in response to Message 576837. How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. You sure you didn't mean harvesting your weed? ;-) I'm told it gives you the munchies and little belly poots... Burp.. ID: 576850 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576853 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:46:50 UTC - in response to Message 576849. Ladies don't poot, they fluff, but only in the privacy of their own powder room. I should bottle mine, though, it's better than the smell of real roses. That gives "fluff in your belly button" or "fluff between your toes" a whole new meaning.. Yucky.. Roses are red Violets are blue Your poot stinks Just like roses.. Doesn't sound right really somehow :) ID: 576853 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576856 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:50:43 UTC - in response to Message 576846. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. Well, I do believe that I am funny, sometimes I have to convince others of this too. You don't have to convince me! I know Dune, you have been a loyal laugher for some time. But that's not why we're here, I just came in to light some peau pouri for you stinkies. :D ID: 576856 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 577761 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 8:30:08 UTC ID: 577761 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 577775 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 8:50:28 UTC God defend us from the Captain's picture. The reality is just as bad! FfffT-zzzzz-eeeeh! PHUT! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 577775 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 577810 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 10:32:21 UTC - in response to Message 577761. My God' this looks like one of the Captain of Poot's girfriend's offsprings.. I am still very disturbed after he showed us his loved one's picture.. I'd like to show you it's mother's photo but I am still trying to recover.. I'm not sure how the master of poot could procreate so.. A stalion no doubt... ID: 577810 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 577837 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 11:59:28 UTC Anyone tried poot-pong yet? (Table tennis version after fava-beans) It is simple, you just place an average ping-pong ball between your tender crackiness and fire it off with an extrusion of poot in the general direction of your oponent across the ping-pong table hoping that it will be a valid serve. Then your oponent will try to poot it right back at you. The Pootin' Thread, soon offically supported! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 577837 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 577840 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 12:06:01 UTC - in response to Message 577837. Last modified: 29 May 2007, 12:12:49 UTC Anyone tried poot-pong yet? (Table tennis version after fava-beans) It is simple, you just place an average ping-pong ball between your tender crackiness and fire it off with an extrusion of poot in the general direction of your oponent across the ping-pong table hoping that it will be a valid serve. Then your oponent will try to poot it right back at you. The Pootin' Thread, soon offically supported! LOL Sorry I hooted until I pooted.. LOP (= Lots Of Poots..) LOP... My fingers keep falling off.. Oh crumbs.. Giggle..Giggle Poot... Oh. erm.. You're a sporty pooter... Do we have to keep the balls afterwards.. eew... (Ooh and we will get official supports soon?) ID: 577840 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 577842 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 12:12:11 UTC Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! Yepp, it is being negotiated as we speak. A mighty midget of American Officialness is considering to take us under his kinky wings! But all will be clear when the winner of this stinkely thread is revealed! Pootin' in a mysterious and cryptical way, perhap's in a crypt near you *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 577842 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 577849 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 12:19:25 UTC - in response to Message 577842. Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! cRunchy picks himself up after a roaring wind threw him to the floor.. He picks up his gas mask and re-poots the ball back with no care for where it went. What a relief.. ID: 577849 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 577863 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 12:36:58 UTC - in response to Message 577849. Pootin' the ball back to cRunchy in a mighty roar of gaseous excrusions! cRunchy picks himself up after a roaring wind threw him to the floor.. He picks up his gas mask and re-poots the ball back with no care for where it went. What a relief.. Hey, wasn't the ball white when we started??? Pootin' da ball to Kingdom smells in the general direction of cRUnchy and the umpire! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 577863 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 577890 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 13:15:22 UTC - in response to Message 577863. Hey, wasn't the ball white when we started??? Pootin' da ball to Kingdom smells in the general direction of cRUnchy and the umpire! That is just disgusting. I think the flames are starting to rise here now as the ball gets hotter and hotter with friction. poot-pong!! and the ball bounces off the wall and sweeps towards the centre of the table... (I have my rubber gloves ready in case it gets stuck..) ID: 577890 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 577916 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 14:06:11 UTC After a late lunch chili bowl I poot the ball up into the roof and straight down into the table where it sticks with a wet THUD! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 577916 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 577981 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:08:41 UTC - in response to Message 577916. Last modified: 29 May 2007, 16:10:05 UTC After a late lunch chili bowl I poot the ball up into the roof and straight down into the table where it sticks with a wet THUD! If you think I'm going to get your ball you are mad.. Let Captain winner of last thread go up on the roof... He likes being up high.. Loves a wide room.. Gives him space to poot... Ooo. Was that a woodpecker coughing I can hear?? Oh No.. it was me... ppppPpppppooting.. Little sneaky poots.. Oops. Sorry.. ID: 577981 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 577995 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:21:09 UTC Last modified: 29 May 2007, 16:21:35 UTC Thread is closed due to the sneaky nature of smelliness that just evaporated from cRunchy. The GodFarther of Poot! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 577995 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 577997 - Posted: 29 May 2007, 16:23:54 UTC Cloed? Oh, poooot. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 577997 ·

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