The Last Person to Poot WINS # II (closed)

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Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573638 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 11:02:48 UTC Last modified: 22 May 2007, 11:05:19 UTC We all do it, We all need to do it, We all want to do it, Except of course True Kings and Queens! Come out of the pootin-closet and lay one mighty ONE for the sake of IT. Bring the airfresheners! It is Pooty time again in the Garden of the Roses! It is time for The Last Person to Poot WINS! Part Deux! The Winner of the first Thread has expressed a wish to remain anonymous, but wears a pink crown, a green nightie and expensive austrian Hikeing-booths! ID: 573638 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 573652 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 11:34:03 UTC PooooT! ID: 573652 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573672 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 12:13:34 UTC connecting a balloon to Captain Pooty and steal the Poot and run away with it The Poot is once again moin! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573672 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573746 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 13:49:09 UTC An upon the Seventh day, I the GodFather of Poot will reveal the name of the Winner of the Original thread when HE stands infront of us all, clothed in all of HIS Pootiness wearing the Pink Crown and the Green nightie and the expensive austrian hikeing-boots that his office requests that HE wears! Remember, Thy Poot is in HIS name! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573746 ·

Mike Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80	Message 573758 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 14:01:08 UTC can someone explain to me what to heck poot means. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. ID: 573758 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573769 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 14:07:10 UTC But of course I will explain what "poot" is. Poot has two simultaneous meanings. One is of sadness, to feel "pooty". The other one is the tangy smell of yesterdays lunch emanating out of the body through an opening of a non-oral nature. The GoodFarter of Poot hath Spoketh and divulgeth the Truth! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573769 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573777 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 14:14:51 UTC When sad the joy of a good Poot out of heck can be a great relief! The Preachings of the DogFarter of Poot; part Deux! (Soon in a smellorama near you) *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573777 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573790 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 14:28:37 UTC And from the Heavens HIS Heavenly trumpet tooted to divulge HIS meaning. And the tooting sayeth; "Es bedeutet, Gas von Ihrem hinteren wegzutreiben." As for thee who Knoweth HIM knows that he is fluent in a magnamosity of languages. The GodFather of Poot on behalf of HE who's Name is in Our thoughts untill the Seventh Day! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573790 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 573798 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 14:33:24 UTC ID: 573798 ·

Allie in Vancouver Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0	Message 573819 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:03:45 UTC Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein ID: 573819 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573824 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:08:39 UTC Last modified: 22 May 2007, 15:12:40 UTC Hehe! But it was funny. BTW, it is from a commercial for Greenpeace that was plastered all over europe so I forgot that a non-european might get upset:-) Well, time to be pootiferrous! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573824 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 573832 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:25:39 UTC Account frozen... ID: 573832 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573833 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:28:59 UTC - in response to Message 573832. Where did you find that picture of me? *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573833 ·

Allie in Vancouver Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0	Message 573843 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:53:17 UTC Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein ID: 573843 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573861 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 16:17:30 UTC I can see that to win it will take something truly stupendous. I feel it itching in my pants that are still glued to my buttocks with cooling paste... Here it comes... *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573861 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573863 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 16:18:33 UTC *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573863 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573875 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 16:54:46 UTC Winning with a Poot! ID: 573875 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 573907 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 21:32:26 UTC Foreign policy is not the only thing that stinks...an executive POOT! Account frozen... ID: 573907 ·

Marvinvwinkle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 90 Credit: 20,502 RAC: 0	Message 573925 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 21:52:54 UTC ID: 573925 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 573959 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 22:29:33 UTC Last modified: 22 May 2007, 22:30:28 UTC I just popped my head around the thread to see who's been pooting lately... My search for my mojo I fear may never end but I smelt something rather strong brewing in this corner.. What a blooming pong... Was that that naughty exiled pooter 'Sarge'? <He poots so loud you know.> I really need to poot... I promise I'll be an ancient kid and I will never let my really bad VooDoo get in the way of being a triumphant pooter.. Can I? ID: 573959 ·

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