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Message 569384 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:01:21 UTC

Get out your air freshener and come out pooting!
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Message 569385 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:02:10 UTC

*POOTY* Because I can!
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Message 569388 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:03:42 UTC - in response to Message 569385.  

*POOTY* Because I can!

And you're winning! With SBD!
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Message 569399 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:08:49 UTC

*Holding my hands boxer-style over my head*

"I wish to thank the academy, my couches, my coaches, my wife and daughter for not strangling me, the dog for not doing that doggy thing against my leg, and most of all I would like to thank the communist party in the Peoples Republic of Irkutsk for all the Slobotniks they have invested in the Norwegian navy. I would also like to tha...argh!"
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Message 569411 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:19:57 UTC - in response to Message 569399.  

*Holding my hands boxer-style over my head*
"I wish to thank the academy, my couches, my coaches, my wife and daughter for not strangling me, the dog for not doing that doggy thing against my leg, and most of all I would like to thank the communist party in the Peoples Republic of Irkutsk for all the Slobotniks they have invested in the Norwegian navy. I would also like to tha...argh!"
*FTUD!*

Demiurg is currently winning.
I know someone can do better!!!
C/A, perhaps?
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Message 569427 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:28:46 UTC

*re-POOT*
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Message 569429 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 13:31:10 UTC - in response to Message 569427.  

*re-POOT*

Way to go!
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Message 569477 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:27:59 UTC

I refuse to post in a thread that is so undignified.
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Message 569490 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:37:28 UTC - in response to Message 569477.  

I refuse to post in a thread that is so undignified.


Oh my god, the perfect answer.
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Message 569491 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:37:51 UTC

*da-POOTY*
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Message 569501 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:45:43 UTC

The one and only true LPTPW is right here.
Poot with us!
(Myth, legend, conspiracy ... or ... pooting plan?)
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Message 569506 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:48:02 UTC
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Demiurg seems to have brought out own product line:



Buy New Poot Here


Doing so well Demiurg even opened up a London Restaurant..



Local residents say they love to wake up in the morning and smell Demiurg's pootifull homemade curries..

Think I'll be eating at home from now on :o)~





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Message 569513 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:54:12 UTC

OOooh! The smell

I feel sick!

<gasp>
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Message 569514 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 14:54:37 UTC - in response to Message 569506.  

Demiurg seems to have brought out own product line:



Buy New Poot Here


Doing so well Demiurg even opened up a London Restaurant..



Local residents say they love to wake up in the morning and smell Demiurg's pootifull homemade curries..

Think I'll be eating at home from now on :o)~


Heavenly! Hencesoforth I will be known as the GodFather of Poot!
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Message 569522 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:02:49 UTC

I have even pootified my signature:-)

To Poot, or not to Poot,
That is the Poot.
To draw an inch of Poot,
against a sea of Poot.
That is truly the Poot.
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Message 569533 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:13:07 UTC - in response to Message 569514.  
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Heavenly! Hencesoforth I will be known as the GodFather of Poot!



They say you are what you poot oh "GoodFarter of Poot!" Hehehehehehhhhee..

You'll never live it down!



To Poot, or not to Poot,
That is the Poot.
To draw an inch of Poot,
against a sea of Poot.
That is truly the Poot.



I of course can no longer poot after I fell off my chair and ROTFLMAO and MA bounced down the stairs.. Then the dog eat it.. Thank you very much Demiurg - now look what you've done with all your pootiness ;-)

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Message 569537 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:16:58 UTC

Carrying cRunchy to his slippers so that he can repooterate after the unfortunate LMAOing accident with the dogs.

But wait...
I think...
There is...
A present...
In the slipper...
From the dog...
And many...
dots around...
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Message 569541 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:22:44 UTC - in response to Message 569537.  

Carrying cRunchy to his slippers so that he can repooterate after the unfortunate LMAOing accident with the dogs.

But wait...
I think...
There is...
A present...
In the slipper...
From the dog...
And many...
dots around...


One of my friends had a similar experience when he was playing with Stiltons.

He placed the Stiltons on his balls and unscrewed them, when he was sat down.

When he stood up his arse fell off and rolled away down the stairs!
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Message 569547 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:26:54 UTC

*Scratching my head*

How exactly do you unscrew a stilton? I now they are dang hard to unwax but...
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Message 569551 - Posted: 17 May 2007, 15:34:05 UTC

POOOOOT on your face sarge
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