I guess you have to watch this rubbish to understand this thread.

Yeah Graeme, It's not like 24 is "Heroes" or "Lost" or a good show. ;-)

LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

Like this one...

Jack Bauer once climbed Mount Everest. While at the summit, the President called him with an urgent message. He was back at CTU Los Angeles in 15 minutes.

Phew!! I was getting worried about you Es! BTW, Did you see my post on your Sci Fi and Fantasy Thread?

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I guess you have to watch this rubbish to understand this thread.

Yeah Graeme, It's not like 24 is "Heroes" or "Lost" or a good show. ;-)

LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

Like this one...

Jack Bauer once climbed Mount Everest. While at the summit, the President called him with an urgent message. He was back at CTU Los Angeles in 15 minutes.

Phew!! I was getting worried about you Es! BTW, Did you see my post on your Sci Fi and Fantasy Thread?

I'll go and look. I've not been able to read everthing because I have been working so much.

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I guess you have to watch this rubbish to understand this thread.

Yeah Graeme, It's not like 24 is "Heroes" or "Lost" or a good show. ;-)

LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

Like this one...

Jack Bauer once climbed Mount Everest. While at the summit, the President called him with an urgent message. He was back at CTU Los Angeles in 15 minutes.

Phew!! I was getting worried about you Es! BTW, Did you see my post on your Sci Fi and Fantasy Thread?

I'll go and look. I've not been able to read everthing because I have been working so much.

Understandable, I think you might like the author, He uses many Strong Smart Female Heroes. Although as a man I'm not sure how well he accurately depicts women's thoughts and feelings.

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I guess you have to watch this rubbish to understand this thread.

Yeah Graeme, It's not like 24 is "Heroes" or "Lost" or a good show. ;-)

LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

Like this one...

Jack Bauer once climbed Mount Everest. While at the summit, the President called him with an urgent message. He was back at CTU Los Angeles in 15 minutes.

Phew!! I was getting worried about you Es! BTW, Did you see my post on your Sci Fi and Fantasy Thread?

I'll go and look. I've not been able to read everthing because I have been working so much.

Your computer seems to be feeling better as of late. What did you do with it?

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I guess you have to watch this rubbish to understand this thread.

Yeah Graeme, It's not like 24 is "Heroes" or "Lost" or a good show. ;-)

LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

Like this one...

Jack Bauer once climbed Mount Everest. While at the summit, the President called him with an urgent message. He was back at CTU Los Angeles in 15 minutes.

Phew!! I was getting worried about you Es! BTW, Did you see my post on your Sci Fi and Fantasy Thread?

I'll go and look. I've not been able to read everthing because I have been working so much.

Your computer seems to be feeling better as of late. What did you do with it?

I got Jack Bauer to have a word with it.

(Actually I'm using my laptop..i haven't had time yet to sort the main computer out)

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LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

On the other hand, some of us never watched it (or Bond movies) in the first place.

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LOL..I actually stopped watching it because it was the same old scenes of torture and evil middle eastern stereo types trying to blow up America. That's why I find these jokes so funny.

On the other hand, some of us never watched it (or Bond movies) in the first place.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

(and I highly recommend the lastest Bond Movie)

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I got Jack Bauer to have a word with it.

(Actually I'm using my laptop..i haven't had time yet to sort the main computer out)

Good luck with her, she sounds like a sick puppy.

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and I highly recommend the lastest Bond Movie)

Oh Esme, it's terrible, not a patch on the previous ones. Surely you didn't go for the hero and ignore the plot? (or lack of it).

It's fabulous!! OMG!! It's one of the best yet. Apart from the weird end.




Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.

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JACK'S BAcK . . . TONIGHT!!! (ConsidEr *IF* (he - Jack) didn't "Do It . . ." who would . . . ;)))

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ****ing do it.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're ****ing dead."

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that weakling went to the hospital first.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer is an atheist.

















Oh, the irony.

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'guess' WHO's watchin' this AND many othEr thrEads like iT . . . ;)

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'guess' WHO's watchin' this AND many othEr thrEads like iT . . . ;)

LOL.
Is someone supposed to be scared?

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. . . coughin' - clears throat

'guess' WHO's watchin' this AND many othEr thrEads like iT . . . ;)

LOL.
Is someone supposed to be scared?

;)))

. . . *only* bEin' watChEd 4 *input* / continuity rEasons (rEfErrin' to thE Script) - a lot of people that create threads re: 'avE soME rEal intErEstin' idEas and soMEtiMEs *c* a continuity error . . . ;)

24 - the TeAm AnandTech *WatCh* Threads . . .

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'guess' WHO's watchin' this AND many othEr thrEads like iT . . . ;)

Jack is. Jack sees all.

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

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'guess' WHO's watchin' this AND many othEr thrEads like iT . . . ;)

Jack is. Jack sees all.

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

But, what's his RAC?

Whatever he bloody well says it is.

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