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Message 512493 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:13:07 UTC

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased
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Message 512494 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:13:36 UTC - in response to Message 512492.  

My Ex Rules:
Whats Mine is Mine
and What is yours is
mine also.

And she meant it!

Whats mine is mine. Whats yours is negotiable.

you got to negotiate, man your lucky. How did you do that??

I have weapons
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Message 512495 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:16:47 UTC - in response to Message 512491.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos

No war = $800 in your pocket. you could go on holiday.

$800 holiday ? Oh my child. I cant stay in my HOUSE for $800. And stop recruting for the Tasmanian Cannibal Express
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Message 512496 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:17:47 UTC - in response to Message 512493.  

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased

Here in oz recently a man was forced to pay child support for his daughter even though his ex had died in a car accident and he was now the sole parent. The government took money from his pay packet, took all his tax return. When he tried to get this money back he was refused, the agency in charge said he had to pay. Where was this money going, he wasn't getting it back. his ex is dead.

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Message 512498 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:20:07 UTC - in response to Message 512496.  

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased

Here in oz recently a man was forced to pay child support for his daughter even though his ex had died in a car accident and he was now the sole parent. The government took money from his pay packet, took all his tax return. When he tried to get this money back he was refused, the agency in charge said he had to pay. Where was this money going, he wasn't getting it back. his ex is dead.

Really ? I thought it was just us. Here if u prove that your wifes baby isnt yours, u still pay. If u date a woman with a kid, and the kid shows up in court and calls u daddy--u pay
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Message 512499 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:20:14 UTC - in response to Message 512495.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos

No war = $800 in your pocket. you could go on holiday.

$800 holiday ? Oh my child. I cant stay in my HOUSE for $800. And stop recruting for the Tasmanian Cannibal Express

Yep, good point. A small gun must cost, what $300 - $400

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Message 512500 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:21:59 UTC - in response to Message 512499.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos

No war = $800 in your pocket. you could go on holiday.

$800 holiday ? Oh my child. I cant stay in my HOUSE for $800. And stop recruting for the Tasmanian Cannibal Express

Yep, good point. A small gun must cost, what $300 - $400

Cost more. But Ax'es and knives are cheap. Ask OJ
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Message 512501 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:22:21 UTC - in response to Message 512498.  

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased

Here in oz recently a man was forced to pay child support for his daughter even though his ex had died in a car accident and he was now the sole parent. The government took money from his pay packet, took all his tax return. When he tried to get this money back he was refused, the agency in charge said he had to pay. Where was this money going, he wasn't getting it back. his ex is dead.

Really ? I thought it was just us. Here if u prove that your wifes baby isnt yours, u still pay. If u date a woman with a kid, and the kid shows up in court and calls u daddy--u pay

Here too. I don't think this has changed but here it is Illegal for a paternity test on a child with out the consent of the other parent.

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Message 512503 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:24:25 UTC - in response to Message 512501.  

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased

Here in oz recently a man was forced to pay child support for his daughter even though his ex had died in a car accident and he was now the sole parent. The government took money from his pay packet, took all his tax return. When he tried to get this money back he was refused, the agency in charge said he had to pay. Where was this money going, he wasn't getting it back. his ex is dead.

Really ? I thought it was just us. Here if u prove that your wifes baby isnt yours, u still pay. If u date a woman with a kid, and the kid shows up in court and calls u daddy--u pay

Here too. I don't think this has changed but here it is Illegal for a paternity test on a child with out the consent of the other parent.

OH GOD ! We are truly lost. I guess thats why tours to New Zeland are so popular now because .....never mind
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Message 512504 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:26:42 UTC - in response to Message 512503.  

I had a friend that was a bouncer in a bar in Aspen. He and his roomate brought back some women and ... 17 years later his friend (who just got married) Gets arrested by the DA. For non payment of child support. He didnt know ! His back pymts bill was about 3 Kazillion dollars. Had to sell his Vette. Wife wasnt pleased

Here in oz recently a man was forced to pay child support for his daughter even though his ex had died in a car accident and he was now the sole parent. The government took money from his pay packet, took all his tax return. When he tried to get this money back he was refused, the agency in charge said he had to pay. Where was this money going, he wasn't getting it back. his ex is dead.

Really ? I thought it was just us. Here if u prove that your wifes baby isnt yours, u still pay. If u date a woman with a kid, and the kid shows up in court and calls u daddy--u pay

Here too. I don't think this has changed but here it is Illegal for a paternity test on a child with out the consent of the other parent.

OH GOD ! We are truly lost. I guess thats why tours to New Zeland are so popular now because .....never mind

New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

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Message 512505 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:33:00 UTC

I think I heard that in one of our states they are trying to pass a law saying that if Trixie gets herself prego's ( I wasnt there) and the poor abused, sexually assaulted innocent boy wants an abortion, but she doesnt. She pays ! And he can continue his studies on how to help the poor...
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Message 512518 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 5:12:35 UTC

It's the state of the world that we need to get the courts involved with every part of our lives. No one wins but the lawyers. Sad.

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Message 512521 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 5:31:47 UTC - in response to Message 512518.  

It's the state of the world that we need to get the courts involved with every part of our lives. No one wins but the lawyers. Sad.

But dont we need to be protected from such dangers as a cup of Mc Donalds hot coffee ? I pay lawyers every month and I need them ( go figure ! ME ? ) Know a girl whose husband won a class action and HIS cut was $100,000,000.
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Message 512532 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 6:19:16 UTC
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Lester how come you don't use the Avatar I made you?
Jeez um..



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Message 512540 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 6:57:59 UTC - in response to Message 512532.  

Lester how come you don't use the Avatar I made you?
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Uhh, I forgot and I dont know how. And this Mac OS X is f..king impossible for me to puzzle out
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Message 512541 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 7:01:44 UTC - in response to Message 512540.  

Lester how come you don't use the Avatar I made you?
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Uhh, I forgot and I dont know how. And this Mac OS X is f..king impossible for me to puzzle out

I just rt clicked on it and my entire screen turned blue and started loading stuff
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Message 512561 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 11:06:36 UTC - in response to Message 512505.  

I think I heard that in one of our states they are trying to pass a law saying that if Trixie gets herself prego's ( I wasnt there) and the poor abused, sexually assaulted innocent boy wants an abortion, but she doesnt. She pays ! And he can continue his studies on how to help the poor...

Is that at they same time they pass a law outlawing abortion? That would figure...I'm sure if they try hard enough they can work it that the girl gets thrown into prison for getting pregnant and trying to get an illegal abortion demanded by the father..then has to bring up the child without financial support and help pay the father's way through college.
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Message 512568 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 11:22:16 UTC - in response to Message 512561.  

I think I heard that in one of our states they are trying to pass a law saying that if Trixie gets herself prego's ( I wasnt there) and the poor abused, sexually assaulted innocent boy wants an abortion, but she doesnt. She pays ! And he can continue his studies on how to help the poor...

Is that at they same time they pass a law outlawing abortion? That would figure...I'm sure if they try hard enough they can work it that the girl gets thrown into prison for getting pregnant and trying to get an illegal abortion demanded by the father..then has to bring up the child without financial support and help pay the father's way through college.

SEE ! You understand. She was evil. He is a fine upstanding young man tricked into a life of servitude by a vamp who just wanted to ruin his life
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Message 512585 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 12:09:45 UTC - in response to Message 512568.  

I think I heard that in one of our states they are trying to pass a law saying that if Trixie gets herself prego's ( I wasnt there) and the poor abused, sexually assaulted innocent boy wants an abortion, but she doesnt. She pays ! And he can continue his studies on how to help the poor...

Is that at they same time they pass a law outlawing abortion? That would figure...I'm sure if they try hard enough they can work it that the girl gets thrown into prison for getting pregnant and trying to get an illegal abortion demanded by the father..then has to bring up the child without financial support and help pay the father's way through college.

SEE ! You understand. She was evil. He is a fine upstanding young man tricked into a life of servitude by a vamp who just wanted to ruin his life

Are we talking original sin here? Because it seems like there are still plenty of men out there who want to punish us for being the ones with wombs. One day they'll figure out how to get men pregnant, now that will be funny.
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Message 512587 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 12:18:23 UTC - in response to Message 512585.  

I think I heard that in one of our states they are trying to pass a law saying that if Trixie gets herself prego's ( I wasnt there) and the poor abused, sexually assaulted innocent boy wants an abortion, but she doesnt. She pays ! And he can continue his studies on how to help the poor...

Is that at they same time they pass a law outlawing abortion? That would figure...I'm sure if they try hard enough they can work it that the girl gets thrown into prison for getting pregnant and trying to get an illegal abortion demanded by the father..then has to bring up the child without financial support and help pay the father's way through college.

SEE ! You understand. She was evil. He is a fine upstanding young man tricked into a life of servitude by a vamp who just wanted to ruin his life

Are we talking original sin here? Because it seems like there are still plenty of men out there who want to punish us for being the ones with wombs. One day they'll figure out how to get men pregnant, now that will be funny.


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