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Enigma Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 628 Credit: 21,606 RAC: 0 |
Moonwalk tapes missing I hadn't read this one.... i had a good chuckle! The "Walt Disney Studio / No Moon Landing" fans have got a few more bullets now... Belief gets in the way of learning |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing "inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing Where do you think you Americans come from?? Join Calm Chaos |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing LOL's I just HAVE to quit baiting you ! I seldom win... I would have guessed it was Tasmanias main export to Australia. |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
Subject: Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.....you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework.....you're a pansy. If you work too hard.....there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough.....you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay.....this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy a$$ and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you..........it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't.............you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist. If you don't................you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't...............you're a slob. If you buy her flowers............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself. If you aren't....................you're not ambitious. If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else. Men die first because they want to??? |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
Men die first because they want to??? If a man outlives his spouse, it's due to one of two things. Early death such as an auto accident or illness.....or just plain spite. lol |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing So that's why the influx of Redheads! LOL :^D Account frozen... |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing Were an endangered species you know. Can you imagine a world with out Redheads. Yes I know too awful to think about. So please go about your business, there's nothing to see here. Situation normal. Join Calm Chaos |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
Subject: Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses? OH YES my brother ! In the US they all want equal pay. But woman in the US control 75% of the wealth (because we die) And 100% of the pu..y ! And they are still mad ! When we die our last words are "free at last, thank god almighty, free at last" |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting Can you imagine a world with me in charge. Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care. food all around you. Red's Paradise. Join Calm Chaos |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ? |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts) Join Calm Chaos |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
My Ex Rules: Whats Mine is Mine and What is yours is mine also. And she meant it! |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
My Ex Rules: That seems to be their number one, and most important rule. And they get away with it. Join Calm Chaos |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
My Ex Rules: Whats mine is mine. Whats yours is negotiable. |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting No war = $800 in your pocket. you could go on holiday. Join Calm Chaos |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
My Ex Rules: you got to negotiate, man your lucky. How did you do that?? Join Calm Chaos |
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