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Message 512035 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 6:19:10 UTC - in response to Message 511951.  

Moonwalk tapes missing

Won't the conspiracy fans have a field day with that.


They already have.....lol

That story has been out for a while now.

Just what the world needed. More fuel for the " We didn't land on the Moon!!! " folks.


I hadn't read this one.... i had a good chuckle! The "Walt Disney Studio / No Moon Landing" fans have got a few more bullets now...
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Message 512076 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 9:11:48 UTC - in response to Message 511992.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys
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Message 512077 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 9:16:55 UTC - in response to Message 512076.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys

And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks
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Message 512080 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 9:31:31 UTC - in response to Message 512077.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys

And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks

Where do you think you Americans come from??

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Message 512087 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 10:12:29 UTC - in response to Message 512080.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys

And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks

Where do you think you Americans come from??

LOL's I just HAVE to quit baiting you ! I seldom win... I would have guessed it was Tasmanias main export to Australia.
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Message 512324 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 21:10:09 UTC

Subject: Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses?


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.....you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework.....you're a pansy.

If you work too hard.....there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough.....you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay.....this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy a$$ and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.
If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't...............you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.
If you aren't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to???
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Message 512354 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 21:58:04 UTC

Men die first because they want to???


If a man outlives his spouse, it's due to one of two things.

Early death such as an auto accident or illness.....or just plain spite. lol
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Message 512359 - Posted: 2 Feb 2007, 22:13:44 UTC - in response to Message 512080.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys

And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks

Where do you think you Americans come from??

So that's why the influx of Redheads! LOL :^D
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Message 512427 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 0:59:33 UTC - in response to Message 512359.  

So when u traveled with your parents them dumped u in Tasmania.? Smart folk ! they probably noticed how fast the servants were disappearing

Tasmanian families travel in packs. we never leave anyone behind. Servants?? HA.

inbreeding.....

"inbreeding"? It's scary to think of anybody (or thing) Breeding with Atomic. Thank god for familys

And the most troubling thing is that Atomic's main source of income is from donating to sperm banks

Where do you think you Americans come from??

So that's why the influx of Redheads! LOL :^D

Were an endangered species you know. Can you imagine a world with out Redheads.
Yes I know too awful to think about.
So please go about your business, there's nothing to see here. Situation normal.

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Message 512478 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 3:41:01 UTC

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting
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Message 512479 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 3:45:38 UTC - in response to Message 512324.  

Subject: Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses?


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.....you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework.....you're a pansy.

If you work too hard.....there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough.....you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay.....this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy a$$ and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.
If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't...............you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself.
If you aren't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to???

OH YES my brother ! In the US they all want equal pay. But woman in the US control 75% of the wealth (because we die) And 100% of the pu..y ! And they are still mad ! When we die our last words are "free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"
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Message 512481 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 3:51:04 UTC - in response to Message 512478.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

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Message 512482 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 3:52:36 UTC - in response to Message 512481.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?
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Message 512484 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 3:57:15 UTC - in response to Message 512482.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

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Message 512485 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:04:47 UTC

My Ex Rules:
Whats Mine is Mine
and What is yours is
mine also.

And she meant it!
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Message 512488 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:07:09 UTC - in response to Message 512484.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos
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Message 512489 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:08:44 UTC - in response to Message 512485.  

My Ex Rules:
Whats Mine is Mine
and What is yours is
mine also.

And she meant it!


That seems to be their number one, and most important rule.
And they get away with it.

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Message 512490 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:08:50 UTC - in response to Message 512485.  

My Ex Rules:
Whats Mine is Mine
and What is yours is
mine also.

And she meant it!

Whats mine is mine. Whats yours is negotiable.
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Message 512491 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:10:21 UTC - in response to Message 512488.  

Atomic I have evidence that your plan to turn all Aussies into redhead dummies is WORKING ! "An Austrialian was 300 feet from !,000 foot high Ayers Rock when he stopped police to ask for directions to Ayers Rock,he was was arrested". Atomic, your (plan) is brillant ! Keep donating and exporting

Can you imagine a world with me in charge.
Just imagine, No war, No poverty. Universal free health Care.
food all around you.
Red's Paradise.

No war ? Free health care ? No poverty ? But what about us Americans ?

Americans will always have a special place in our hearts. (or there abouts)

LOL ! Humm, wonder what he meant by that? Bush just asked for another 250 billion for the war. Which breaks down to about $800 for each American. SEE ! War good, peace bad. Without war we wouldnt have those cool videos on U tube. And cannibals dont make no videos

No war = $800 in your pocket. you could go on holiday.

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Message 512492 - Posted: 3 Feb 2007, 4:11:08 UTC - in response to Message 512490.  

My Ex Rules:
Whats Mine is Mine
and What is yours is
mine also.

And she meant it!

Whats mine is mine. Whats yours is negotiable.

you got to negotiate, man your lucky. How did you do that??

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