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Message 505493 - Posted: 19 Jan 2007, 14:17:58 UTC


"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.

—Eric Temple Bell (1883–1960)


It is a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the centre of gravity of the universe.

—Thomas Carlyle (1795–1881)


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Message 505652 - Posted: 19 Jan 2007, 23:42:41 UTC

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."
-Archimedes (287bc - 212bc)

"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants."
"We build too many walls and not enough bridges."
-Sir Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)

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Message 505653 - Posted: 19 Jan 2007, 23:45:01 UTC - in response to Message 505652.  
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"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."
-Archimedes (287bc - 212bc)

"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants."
"We build too many walls and not enough bridges."
-Sir Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)

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I think Newton was taking a pot shot at Hooke...
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Message 505660 - Posted: 20 Jan 2007, 0:06:17 UTC - in response to Message 505653.  

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."
-Archimedes (287bc - 212bc)

"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants."
"We build too many walls and not enough bridges."
-Sir Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)

Do you think these guys envisioned SETI ?

I think Newton was taking a pot shot at Hook...


I've heard that Newton was not a very nice man, and he really couldn't stand Robert Hook. Newton comes across as a bit of a prima donna.

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Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we are not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.
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Message 505669 - Posted: 20 Jan 2007, 0:51:58 UTC

Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm. Okay. Not sure I agree, but thanks for the history lesson. How about this.....

"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

..........or........

"Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford."
Cindy Crawford (1966 - Present)

Sage words indeed!! ;)
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Message 505726 - Posted: 20 Jan 2007, 2:58:10 UTC

And in the morning, I shall be sober......
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 505809 - Posted: 20 Jan 2007, 5:33:16 UTC

When the laws of Nature have been discovered in their entirety, it will be found that though all things are not permitted, all things are possible.
---Shane Leslie (1885-1971)
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Message 506033 - Posted: 20 Jan 2007, 19:24:55 UTC


Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they? just stale bread to begin with?








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Message 506209 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 0:35:28 UTC

"I know what I'm doing"
5 minutes before a bad day in my life.

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Message 506385 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 10:20:14 UTC

"Women do two-thirds of the world’s work, receive 10 percent of the world’s income and own 1 percent of the means of production."

— Richard H. Robbins, Global Problems and the Culture of Capitalism, (Allyn and Bacon, 1999), p. 354
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Message 506459 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 14:14:56 UTC - in response to Message 506385.  

"Women do two-thirds of the world’s work, receive 10 percent of the world’s income and own 1 percent of the means of production."

— Richard H. Robbins, Global Problems and the Culture of Capitalism, (Allyn and Bacon, 1999), p. 354


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With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 506691 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 20:11:24 UTC

From a headstone in Ireland:
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
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Message 506692 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 20:12:26 UTC

James Freeman Clarke:
A politician thinks of the next election - a statesman, of the next generation.
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Message 506693 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 20:12:59 UTC

George Burns:
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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Message 506694 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 20:13:39 UTC

Theodore Roosevelt:
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
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Message 506697 - Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 20:14:31 UTC

Abraham Lincoln:
Character is like a tree and a reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Mark Twain:
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
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