Hey there, John!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver,
where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course,"
slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Hey there, John!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver,
where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course,"
slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Pawly, that was funny, i think there must be a million Irish jokes out there. The Irish are always good for drinkin and havin a laugh.

Red Atomic, that was great aswell, thanks.

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Instead of a joke there is a little true incident in Ireland that always brings a smile to my thoughts. I was in the middle of nowhere on a motorbike, totally lost, just tiny country lanes and no sign posts. I had stopped at a junction and a local happened by and I asked him the way. He scratched his head thoughtfully, as I hoped he could tell me which of the four routes I could take.

He then suddenly stood alert and pointed down one of the lanes. "Whatever you do" he said, "Don't go that way". And he promptly walked off.

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Instead of a joke there is a little true incident in Ireland that always brings a smile to my thoughts. I was in the middle of nowhere on a motorbike, totally lost, just tiny country lanes and no sign posts. I had stopped at a junction and a local happened by and I asked him the way. He scratched his head thoughtfully, as I hoped he could tell me which of the four routes I could take.

He then suddenly stood alert and pointed down one of the lanes. "Whatever you do" he said, "Don't go that way". And he promptly walked off.

Thats a good one Maverick, its very Irish, by the way, have you been getting my e-mails ?

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Instead of a joke there is a little true incident in Ireland that always brings a smile to my thoughts. I was in the middle of nowhere on a motorbike, totally lost, just tiny country lanes and no sign posts. I had stopped at a junction and a local happened by and I asked him the way. He scratched his head thoughtfully, as I hoped he could tell me which of the four routes I could take.

He then suddenly stood alert and pointed down one of the lanes. "Whatever you do" he said, "Don't go that way". And he promptly walked off.

Thats a good one Maverick, its very Irish, by the way, have you been getting my e-mails ?

I certainly have, and very good they are to - and getting better. I am very lazy in not telling you so, but I will, don't worry. Interesting to see how your team and mailing list is growing - keep it going John!

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Instead of a joke there is a little true incident in Ireland that always brings a smile to my thoughts. I was in the middle of nowhere on a motorbike, totally lost, just tiny country lanes and no sign posts. I had stopped at a junction and a local happened by and I asked him the way. He scratched his head thoughtfully, as I hoped he could tell me which of the four routes I could take.

He then suddenly stood alert and pointed down one of the lanes. "Whatever you do" he said, "Don't go that way". And he promptly walked off.

Thats a good one Maverick, its very Irish, by the way, have you been getting my e-mails ?

I certainly have, and very good they are to - and getting better. I am very lazy in not telling you so, but I will, don't worry. Interesting to see how your team and mailing list is growing - keep it going John!

38 on the team as of today

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OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

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OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

Soon he'll be off to see the wizard!

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

Soon he'll be off to see the wizard!

I'm following the yellow brick road... where is it?

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OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

Soon he'll be off to see the wizard!

I'm following the yellow brick road... where is it?

Switch on the sat nav...

Is that in County Clare?

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OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

Soon he'll be off to see the wizard!

I'm following the yellow brick road... where is it?

Switch on the sat nav...

Is that in County Clare?

You sre you're not a bit Tipperary?

Only when I've been on the Guinness

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OK ice, its truth time.

Are you Maverick at you know where?

I'm not sure. I bumped my head and woke up in this strange forum

Soon he'll be off to see the wizard!

I'm following the yellow brick road... where is it?

Switch on the sat nav...

Is that in County Clare?

You sre you're not a bit Tipperary?

Only when I've been on the Guinness

Speaking of Guiness, just what does it take to get one around here. Seems like a week since I asked the last time.

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BOINC WIKI

John McLeod VII, sorry for slipping up on my bar duties my friend.

Here's a creamy one i just pulled !

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Hey there John and John!
Hope yer both keepin well.

Barkeep!
That is a tasty lookin pint.

But i'm in tha mood fer sumthin diffrent.
What dusty bottles ya got up on the top shelf......near tha back?

Hey there John and John!
Hope yer both keepin well.

Barkeep!
That is a tasty lookin pint.

But i'm in tha mood fer sumthin diffrent.
What dusty bottles ya got up on the top shelf......near tha back?

For my buddy Pawly, this is Irish Cider. I dont know if you have cider in the US but this stuff is also brewed just down the road from my house.

Bulmers Cider, they call it Magners in Britian !

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Is it just me or is anybody else finding that this message board is very slow to load pages at the minute !

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yep, been having probs for a while now, wouldn't let me reply in the redhead thread for 15 mins

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I dont know if you have cider in the US...

Tanks for the pop.
We get Strongbow in around here.
Sorry about stinkin up the joint last week, but think I've got it figured out now. Here, have a look!!

I dont know if you have cider in the US...

Tanks for the pop.
We get Strongbow in around here.
Sorry about stinkin up the joint last week, but think I've got it figured out now. Here, have a look!!

Thanks Red Atomic, i cant seem to load anything properly.

Pawly, my apologys, you are turely a proud Canadian, And your country is a great one at that. By god, cider probally came from Canada in the first place !

The Irish probally nicked the recipy

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LMAO
I love you too Johnny!