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I asked him to relax - he's had so much to do to prepare all those gifts, he earned a little rest. Account frozen... |
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Won't do any good. He can't find the dump where I live. :-( (And he never has forgiven me for my younger years.) ![]() I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
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I did the same thing only some female elf comes and holds up a sign saying "censored" then fills the screen...I must be a bad boy...! Account frozen... |
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anything? really..... OK..... take me back to 1975 and a date with Susan George please Santa ![]() flaming balloons |
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Sorry, I guess I was a naughty boy. Account frozen... |
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Sorry, I guess I was a naughty boy. Yes you were and caught me in your devious trap...what's for dinner...Turkey! Account frozen... |
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santa mooned me :O |
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santa mooned me :O You musta' asked for it. Account frozen... |
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santa mooned me :O i said something about butt and he mooned me |
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santa mooned me :O See I told you he was a perv. Account frozen... |
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and when i told him to sit down, it sounded like a fart, so i toild him to get a new chair because that farts, and he farted too |
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. . . did anybody 'ask' Santa to Kiss Rudolph? see whaT 'e does?
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haha "that's just crazy talk" flaming balloons |
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thInk so? . . i asked Santa to o 'something' (which i can't sey on these Boards) - and when i did - a santa (a girl) ran out and sat on 'is lap ;) |
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When I asked him something I maybe shouldn't he ran at me and said "that's just crazy talk" flaming balloons |
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I have a lady friend whose name is Santa ... But she was named after a species of Wheat ... |
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@ David - WISHING YOU, SIR and YOUR LADY a VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR . . . I have a lady friend whose name is Santa ... ;) |
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