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Message 487339 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 5:49:45 UTC
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. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything



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Message 487345 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 6:25:21 UTC

I asked him to relax - he's had so much to do to prepare all those gifts, he earned a little rest.
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Message 487366 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 8:43:38 UTC
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Won't do any good. He can't find the dump where I live. :-(
(And he never has forgiven me for my younger years.)

I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.)
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Message 487391 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 9:31:15 UTC - in response to Message 487362.  
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I did the same thing only some female elf comes and holds up a sign saying "censored" then fills the screen...I must be a bad boy...!
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Message 487402 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 9:44:09 UTC - in response to Message 487339.  


. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything




anything? really.....

OK..... take me back to 1975 and a date with Susan George please Santa




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Message 487403 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 9:47:34 UTC

Sorry, I guess I was a naughty boy.
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Message 487409 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:16:08 UTC - in response to Message 487403.  

Sorry, I guess I was a naughty boy.

Yes you were and caught me in your devious trap...what's for dinner...Turkey!
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Message 487410 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:17:40 UTC

santa mooned me :O
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Message 487412 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:20:12 UTC - in response to Message 487410.  

santa mooned me :O

You musta' asked for it.
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Message 487413 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:21:13 UTC - in response to Message 487412.  

santa mooned me :O

You musta' asked for it.

i said something about butt and he mooned me
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Message 487414 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:22:07 UTC - in response to Message 487413.  

santa mooned me :O

You musta' asked for it.

i said something about butt and he mooned me

waz you by the blarney stone?


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Message 487415 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:22:12 UTC - in response to Message 487413.  

santa mooned me :O

You musta' asked for it.

i said something about butt and he mooned me

See I told you he was a perv.
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Message 487422 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:28:10 UTC

and when i told him to sit down, it sounded like a fart, so i toild him to get a new chair because that farts, and he farted too
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Message 487426 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 10:38:35 UTC - in response to Message 487422.  
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and when i told him to sit down, it sounded like a fart, so i toild him to get a new chair because that farts, and he farted too

I'm not sitting on his lap. Pooooo!


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Message 487523 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:20:05 UTC - in response to Message 487339.  


. . . did anybody 'ask' Santa to Kiss Rudolph? see whaT 'e does?


. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything





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Message 487534 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:38:44 UTC - in response to Message 487523.  


. . . did anybody 'ask' Santa to Kiss Rudolph? see whaT 'e does?


. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything





;))))

haha "that's just crazy talk"


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Message 487546 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 17:28:37 UTC - in response to Message 487534.  


. . . did anybody 'ask' Santa to Kiss Rudolph? see whaT 'e does?


. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything





;))))

haha "that's just crazy talk"


thInk so? . . i asked Santa to o 'something' (which i can't sey on these

Boards) - and when i did - a santa (a girl) ran out and sat on 'is lap ;)

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Message 487552 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 17:44:25 UTC - in response to Message 487546.  


. . . did anybody 'ask' Santa to Kiss Rudolph? see whaT 'e does?


. . . ask Santa to Kiss Rudolph

. . . seriously - ask him anything





;))))

haha "that's just crazy talk"


thInk so? . . i asked Santa to o 'something' (which i can't sey on these

Boards) - and when i did - a santa (a girl) ran out and sat on 'is lap ;)


When I asked him something I maybe shouldn't he ran at me and said "that's just crazy talk"


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Message 487576 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 18:56:38 UTC

I have a lady friend whose name is Santa ...
But she was named after a species of Wheat ...
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Message 487586 - Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 19:08:43 UTC - in response to Message 487576.  


@ David - WISHING YOU, SIR and YOUR LADY a VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY and A PROSPEROUS

NEW YEAR . . .

I have a lady friend whose name is Santa ...
But she was named after a species of Wheat ...


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