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Message 484006 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 6:57:51 UTC

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!
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Message 484037 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 8:35:07 UTC

Please bury him deep. Do the girls really like this guy?


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Message 484092 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 11:45:15 UTC - in response to Message 484037.  

Please bury him deep. Do the girls really like this guy?


No!

See my comment about him in the other thread. :-/

Based on my last relationships, that guy is too boring.



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Message 484098 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 11:50:29 UTC - in response to Message 484006.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

Atta' boy john equal rights & all. I found out that Fuzzy was in the *****This is for Boys only***** thread.
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Message 484116 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 12:10:03 UTC - in response to Message 484098.  
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Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

Atta' boy john equal rights & all. I found out that Fuzzy was in the *****This is for Boys only***** thread.


Hi Dune! LOL ::waving::

No, that guy is really not something.


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Message 484153 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 13:10:25 UTC - in response to Message 484006.  
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Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?
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Message 484192 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 14:18:14 UTC - in response to Message 484153.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?


And you thought the " Perfect Girlfriend " one was bad?????

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Message 484195 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 14:24:20 UTC - in response to Message 484192.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?


And you thought the " Perfect Girlfriend " one was bad?????

* shakes head *

I'm done with all the rugged bad boy types...in my old age I'd like to settle down with someone who actually treats me nice and has a little respect for me.
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Message 484197 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 14:25:45 UTC - in response to Message 484195.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?


And you thought the " Perfect Girlfriend " one was bad?????

* shakes head *

I'm done with all the rugged bad boy types...in my old age I'd like to settle down with someone who actually treats me nice and has a little respect for me.


Hmmmm....I could say the same for me. Unfortunately, I have been turned down several times on the basis of being " too nice ".

Load of bollocks if ya ask me. If they don't actually want to go out, then they should just say so.
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Message 484238 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 15:54:16 UTC - in response to Message 484197.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?


And you thought the " Perfect Girlfriend " one was bad?????

* shakes head *

I'm done with all the rugged bad boy types...in my old age I'd like to settle down with someone who actually treats me nice and has a little respect for me.


Hmmmm....I could say the same for me. Unfortunately, I have been turned down several times on the basis of being " too nice ".

Load of bollocks if ya ask me. If they don't actually want to go out, then they should just say so.


Too nice huh? I've never met one of those. ..but in my experience the ones that claim they are 'nice guys' are usually the worst of the lot ;-)
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Message 484251 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 16:17:52 UTC - in response to Message 484238.  

Would you love to have the perfect Boyfriend?

Does exactly what you say?

Treat's you nice all the time?

Keep Clicking the box in the picture.
This one is brillant!!
Even if you dont click the box, this is for you.
The PERFECT boyfriend in a box
This is the way relationships are going in Ireland!!

I'll take him.. Does he come gift wrapped?


And you thought the " Perfect Girlfriend " one was bad?????

* shakes head *

I'm done with all the rugged bad boy types...in my old age I'd like to settle down with someone who actually treats me nice and has a little respect for me.


Hmmmm....I could say the same for me. Unfortunately, I have been turned down several times on the basis of being " too nice ".

Load of bollocks if ya ask me. If they don't actually want to go out, then they should just say so.


Too nice huh? I've never met one of those. ..but in my experience the ones that claim they are 'nice guys' are usually the worst of the lot ;-)

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)


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Message 484258 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 16:27:11 UTC - in response to Message 484251.  
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I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)
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Message 484261 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 16:37:41 UTC - in response to Message 484258.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)

It's your lucky day Es. I'm Bipolar, with lifelong history on mental problems, I am paraplegic with no limbs at all, I'm grossly obese and as you know, I'm rubbish at telling jokes.

Am I in with a chance?


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Message 484269 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:02:58 UTC - in response to Message 484261.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)

It's your lucky day Es. I'm Bipolar, with lifelong history on mental problems, I am paraplegic with no limbs at all, I'm grossly obese and as you know, I'm rubbish at telling jokes.

Am I in with a chance?

Welll..you're still an improvement on my ex.
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Message 484274 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:12:56 UTC - in response to Message 484269.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)

It's your lucky day Es. I'm Bipolar, with lifelong history on mental problems, I am paraplegic with no limbs at all, I'm grossly obese and as you know, I'm rubbish at telling jokes.

Am I in with a chance?

Welll..you're still an improvement on my ex.

Oh, well I got no money, only have one eye and my car is a wreck. Am I out now?


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Message 484278 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:15:02 UTC - in response to Message 484274.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)

It's your lucky day Es. I'm Bipolar, with lifelong history on mental problems, I am paraplegic with no limbs at all, I'm grossly obese and as you know, I'm rubbish at telling jokes.

Am I in with a chance?

Welll..you're still an improvement on my ex.

Oh, well I got no money, only have one eye and my car is a wreck. Am I out now?

You have a car? ...but do you have a driving license?
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Message 484287 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:23:44 UTC - in response to Message 484278.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)

It's your lucky day Es. I'm Bipolar, with lifelong history on mental problems, I am paraplegic with no limbs at all, I'm grossly obese and as you know, I'm rubbish at telling jokes.

Am I in with a chance?

Welll..you're still an improvement on my ex.

Oh, well I got no money, only have one eye and my car is a wreck. Am I out now?

You have a car? ...but do you have a driving license?

Actually, it's not a wreck, fairly new really, air con, CD player, comfy seats, and yes, a driving license and also for a top of the range BMW 1200 motorcycle said to be a 7 series on 2 wheels (heated seats, 4 speaker system CD/radio, cruise control, heated bars, electronic brakes, GPS system, electric windshield etc etc), my own house, decent job, just grew back all my limbs, and they say I look real good for my (young) age.

Any more questions?


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Message 484296 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:36:03 UTC

Too nice huh? I've never met one of those. ..but in my experience the ones that claim they are 'nice guys' are usually the worst of the lot ;-)


Well....I didn't claim to be too nice! That's just the load of crap I get when I get shot down....lol

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it.


Let's see here.....

Mental health - Questionable. I think I am still sane. Although modding these forums has made me question my sanity at times.

Addictions - Tobacco ( cigarettes )

Criminal Convictions - None

State of Finances - WHAT finances?

Photo - You really don't want that cuz it ain't pretty....lol

Copy of CV - No clue what that is....lmao

* questionnaire finished * LOL
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Message 484312 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:02:32 UTC - in response to Message 484258.  

I'm not nice. Real nasty in fact. will you go out with me? :;0)

You have to fill in my questionnaire about your mental health (including any drug or alcohol addictions), criminal convictions and state of finances then return it to me with a photo attached and a copy of your CV and I'll think about it. .... You can tell what sort of luck I've had with boyfriends ..can't you ;-)


What do ya know? I've been working on my CV this weekend. ;) :P
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Message 484428 - Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 21:19:14 UTC - in response to Message 484394.  

Hey is this a dating service or a cafe????



Ahh, give them a break, people do actually meet online, you know. ;-D



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