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ghstwolf Send message Joined: 14 Oct 04 Posts: 322 Credit: 55,806 RAC: 0 |
I forget if this has been done here before, so for the benefit of anyone who hasn't seen this before: It's really simple, add 1 line to the story. A couple extra rules: 1)please keep it within the guide lines 2)in the case of multiple posts, continue from the first one posted. To start: I got home from work and logged on to my computer. Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here. |
Michael Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4608 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18 |
I got home from work and logged on to my computer. I saw an email from my mother. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
It said "You must come home imidiately!" "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
What can I do It's my Mother... |
SuperBuZZ Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0 |
You have no choice. You must obey. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
But she's a Hundred miles away and I have no car.. |
Michael Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4608 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18 |
So I bought a plane ticket home... |
SuperBuZZ Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0 |
I arrived and walked slowly to the door... |
steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0 |
which was lying open |
ghstwolf Send message Joined: 14 Oct 04 Posts: 322 Credit: 55,806 RAC: 0 |
I saw an email from my mother. It said "You must come home imidiately!" What can I do It's my Mother. You have no choice. You must obey. But she's a Hundred miles away and I have no car. So I bought a plane ticket home... So I check for my pocket knife. Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
I saw an email from my mother. It said "You must come home imidiately!" What can I do It's my Mother. You have no choice. You must obey. But she's a Hundred miles away and I have no car. So I bought a plane ticket home... ... and opened the door slowly ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
I saw an email from my mother. It said "You must come home imidiately!" What can I do It's my Mother. You have no choice. You must obey. But she's a Hundred miles away and I have no car. So I bought a plane ticket home... ''it Creaked like it needed oil, when I peered in I... |
tekwyzrd Send message Joined: 21 Nov 01 Posts: 767 Credit: 30,009 RAC: 0 |
witnessed a most bewildering sight... Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
witnessed a most bewildering sight... ... of my mother standing in the middle of the livingroom, where she ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
witnessed a most bewildering sight... ..was Polishing her Gun.... |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
... and there was a huge hole in the wall ... "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
That you could see straight through to... |
BillHyland Send message Joined: 30 Apr 04 Posts: 907 Credit: 5,764,172 RAC: 0 |
...a very large, very dead penguin which... |
steel Send message Joined: 25 Jan 02 Posts: 205 Credit: 1,668,067 RAC: 0 |
was surprising as penguins werent in season till ..... |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
July and this was May.... |
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