Reopened....Beethoven's II

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Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 321588 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:25:08 UTC - in response to Message 321584. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. ID: 321588 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 321590 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:31:27 UTC - in response to Message 321588. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 19:32:03 UTC Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Reality Internet Personality ID: 321590 ·

Hev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Jun 05 Posts: 1118 Credit: 598,303 RAC: 0	Message 321592 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:32:27 UTC - in response to Message 321546. So Beethoven, when are you getting your new computer? I see the one you have died 3 weeks ago. Does that mean he's not crunching for Seti anymore? ID: 321592 ·

Hev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Jun 05 Posts: 1118 Credit: 598,303 RAC: 0	Message 321597 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:34:27 UTC - in response to Message 321590. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. ID: 321597 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 321603 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:40:27 UTC OOOH! Lookit all the attention I'm getting today! I guess Einstein's servers must be down or something. Ha^ Do you miss your little homey-poo? I'm off for lunch. Welcome to Beethoven's! ID: 321603 ·

Hev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Jun 05 Posts: 1118 Credit: 598,303 RAC: 0	Message 321605 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:42:14 UTC Ho hum...... ID: 321605 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 321619 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:53:56 UTC - in response to Message 321597. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. ID: 321619 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 321621 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:54:06 UTC "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 321621 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 321626 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 19:55:35 UTC - in response to Message 321619. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. Hmmm..I can see a mound of dirt in the background..perhaps he tunneled his way out? Reality Internet Personality ID: 321626 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 321648 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 20:04:46 UTC - in response to Message 321626. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. Hmmm..I can see a mound of dirt in the background..perhaps he tunneled his way out? O yes I see it too! Perhaps thats why he stops posting for a few minutes at a time - he's busy tunneling. ID: 321648 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 321689 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 20:33:29 UTC - in response to Message 321648. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. Hmmm..I can see a mound of dirt in the background..perhaps he tunneled his way out? O yes I see it too! Perhaps thats why he stops posting for a few minutes at a time - he's busy tunneling. He likes to dig. If he digs enough he could make a very deep hole for himself. Dig...dig...dig... Reality Internet Personality ID: 321689 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 321696 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 20:39:39 UTC - in response to Message 321689. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. Hmmm..I can see a mound of dirt in the background..perhaps he tunneled his way out? O yes I see it too! Perhaps thats why he stops posting for a few minutes at a time - he's busy tunneling. He likes to dig. If he digs enough he could make a very deep hole for himself. Dig...dig...dig... There's a couple of guys in Tasmania that could give him a few tips and suggestions.... ID: 321696 ·

SuperBuZZ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 May 99 Posts: 1466 Credit: 438,350 RAC: 0	Message 321705 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 20:44:40 UTC - in response to Message 321696. Moving right along... Today's Factoid is: Q: What is the world's widest residential building? I know ---beethovens house. Doesn't his have bars on the windows? Now, now just because he's a lawyer or so I've been told. Actually you have to be able to get outside to take a photo, thats why he's using a borrowed one. Hmmm..I can see a mound of dirt in the background..perhaps he tunneled his way out? O yes I see it too! Perhaps thats why he stops posting for a few minutes at a time - he's busy tunneling. He likes to dig. If he digs enough he could make a very deep hole for himself. Dig...dig...dig... There's a couple of guys in Tasmania that could give him a few tips and suggestions.... Those guys looked amazing for being underground so long. ID: 321705 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 321720 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 20:59:16 UTC Last modified: 31 May 2006, 21:01:20 UTC Aww Shucks! How sweet! A fan club all of my own! I think I'll call you...um...Yes!...The Mousketeers. As in: ...M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Remember: No matter who outs you out there, you can always come here and have fun. Seti@home... ID: 321720 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 321723 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:05:13 UTC - in response to Message 321605. Ho hum...... uh huh. Reality Internet Personality ID: 321723 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 321726 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:11:14 UTC - in response to Message 321723. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 21:12:09 UTC Ho hum...... uh huh. Now, now... Around here, we all make our own fun! Really, I'm glad you all came along to play! ID: 321726 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 321731 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:14:31 UTC Last modified: 31 May 2006, 21:15:34 UTC Es! A machine gun avatar! Hahahah! Gatlin Es! GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!!! ....What fun! ID: 321731 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 321739 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:20:39 UTC At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from rats to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really? the other replied, Why did you switch?" "Well,: 1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. 2. Lawyers breed faster. 3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying. 4. There are some things even a rat won't do. However, sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings. " Reality Internet Personality ID: 321739 ·

John Hunt Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 514 Credit: 501,438 RAC: 0	Message 321743 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:22:37 UTC Last modified: 31 May 2006, 21:26:00 UTC An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators; the engineer soon becomes a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators! And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!" God exclaims: "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan, standing his ground, challenges: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God replies threateningly: "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?" A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell." A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer -- do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A. Yes sir, we do. Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? A. You see, sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room. ID: 321743 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 321753 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 21:29:12 UTC Hahahah! Good ones, gang! I love good lawyer jokes. Keep 'em coming! ID: 321753 ·

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