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Message 318296 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 4:22:48 UTC

If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else.


How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired?
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Message 318758 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 19:47:53 UTC - in response to Message 318296.  

If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else.


How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired?

2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible.

My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this?


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Message 318768 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 20:00:35 UTC - in response to Message 318758.  

If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else.


How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired?

2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible.

My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this?

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I am Dog sitting for my Neighbor, and theliile rascal pooped on my carpet in my bedroom. What should I do?
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Message 318790 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 20:25:17 UTC - in response to Message 318768.  

If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else.


How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired?

2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible.

My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this?

**** Off!
I am Dog sitting for my Neighbor, and theliile rascal pooped on my carpet in my bedroom. What should I do?

Obviously, you need rid of the stain. Thermite should work nicely. You are going to need about 10 pounds of the stuff. You have to light it with a magnesiou strip.

I am now homeless, what do I do?


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Message 319020 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 2:24:27 UTC - in response to Message 318790.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





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Message 319085 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 3:47:59 UTC - in response to Message 319020.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?
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Message 319090 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 3:58:09 UTC - in response to Message 319085.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?
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Message 319099 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:05:12 UTC - in response to Message 319090.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?


Both! Together if possible.

Now the question
Male or Female...
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Message 319101 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:06:31 UTC - in response to Message 319099.  


Both! Together if possible.

Now the question
Male or Female...



Female


Duracell or Energizer ?

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Message 319111 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:16:53 UTC - in response to Message 319101.  


Both! Together if possible.

Now the question
Male or Female...



Female


Duracell or Energizer ?

Energizer!
They keep going and Going...
Question or Answer?
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Message 319117 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:20:55 UTC - in response to Message 319111.  
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Both! Together if possible.

Now the question
Male or Female...



Female


Duracell or Energizer ?

Energizer!
They keep going and Going...
Question or Answer?



wait....how did we get Choices...this is suppose to be the advice thread...


LOL


<----------I AM STUPID...it was al l my fault. lol
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Message 319125 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:35:12 UTC - in response to Message 319117.  


Both! Together if possible.

Now the question
Male or Female...



Female


Duracell or Energizer ?

Energizer!
They keep going and Going...
Question or Answer?



wait....how did we get Choices...this is suppose to be the advice thread...


LOL


<----------I AM STUPID...it was al l my fault. lol

I am with Stupid^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me too I forgot what thread I was in DO'H

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Message 319206 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 8:58:06 UTC - in response to Message 319090.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?


So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you?

Everybody always forgets us.
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Message 319241 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:00:37 UTC - in response to Message 319206.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?


So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you?

Everybody always forgets us.


I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in.
What should I do now?
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Message 319251 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:19:47 UTC - in response to Message 319241.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?


So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you?

Everybody always forgets us.


I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in.
What should I do now?



Go pay penance to the posting gods for your terrible mistake of getting your threads mixed up.


What should I wear to work tomorrow since i don't want to do laundry?
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Message 319257 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:34:49 UTC - in response to Message 319251.  



I am now homeless, what do I do?


Nothing.

Dell or HP?





Niether!

Purina or Pedigree?



Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me...


Blonde or Brunette?


So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you?

Everybody always forgets us.


I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in.
What should I do now?



Go pay penance to the posting gods for your terrible mistake of getting your threads mixed up.


What should I wear to work tomorrow since i don't want to do laundry?



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My Father is an Old Fart What should I do?
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Message 319439 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 17:24:36 UTC - in response to Message 319257.  
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My Father is an Old Fart What should I do?


Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind!

I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do?

It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 319488 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 19:27:07 UTC - in response to Message 319439.  

My Father is an Old Fart What should I do?


Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind!

I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do?


Rub in some hydrogen peroxide, this will speed up the peeling process :o)

I just jumped out of a plane, but forgot my parachute.
Nothing bad has happened so far, but who knows...
Should I worry?
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Message 319491 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 19:28:27 UTC - in response to Message 319488.  

My Father is an Old Fart What should I do?


Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind!

I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do?


Rub in some hydrogen peroxide, this will speed up the peeling process :o)

I just jumped out of a plane, but forgot my parachute.
Nothing bad has happened so far, but who knows...
Should I worry?



Of course not, you won't feel anything....oh and I almost forgot: Bark at the moon on the way down, it's really COOL.


I sneezed Pepsi out of my nose, should I try that again?

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Message 319546 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 21:11:33 UTC - in response to Message 319491.  
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I sneezed Pepsi out of my nose, should I try that again?

Of course not! Things go better with Coke.

I just took 30 friends out for dinner, reached in my pocket for my wallet to pay...and it's gone! What should I do?



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