Really, really bad advice thread.

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Chuck Send message Joined: 1 Dec 05 Posts: 511 Credit: 532,682 RAC: 0	Message 318296 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 4:22:48 UTC If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else. How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired? Never Forget a Friend. Or an Enemy. ID: 318296 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 318758 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 19:47:53 UTC - in response to Message 318296. If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else. How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired? 2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible. My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this? BOINC WIKI ID: 318758 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 318768 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 20:00:35 UTC - in response to Message 318758. If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else. How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired? 2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible. My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this? **** Off! I am Dog sitting for my Neighbor, and theliile rascal pooped on my carpet in my bedroom. What should I do? ID: 318768 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 318790 - Posted: 27 May 2006, 20:25:17 UTC - in response to Message 318768. If you're misunderstood, assume it's not you, it's everyone else. How can I stay awake to answer all of these threads even though I am dead tired? 2 cups of coffee per half hour ought to do it. Keep it up as long as possible. My eye balls are now jerking around so much the the world seems to be jerking in all directions. What do I do to fix this? **** Off! I am Dog sitting for my Neighbor, and theliile rascal pooped on my carpet in my bedroom. What should I do? Obviously, you need rid of the stain. Thermite should work nicely. You are going to need about 10 pounds of the stuff. You have to light it with a magnesiou strip. I am now homeless, what do I do? BOINC WIKI ID: 318790 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 319020 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 2:24:27 UTC - in response to Message 318790. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? ID: 319020 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319085 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 3:47:59 UTC - in response to Message 319020. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? ID: 319085 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 319090 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 3:58:09 UTC - in response to Message 319085. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? ID: 319090 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319099 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:05:12 UTC - in response to Message 319090. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? Both! Together if possible. Now the question Male or Female... ID: 319099 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 319101 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:06:31 UTC - in response to Message 319099. Both! Together if possible. Now the question Male or Female... Female Duracell or Energizer ? ID: 319101 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319111 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:16:53 UTC - in response to Message 319101. Both! Together if possible. Now the question Male or Female... Female Duracell or Energizer ? Energizer! They keep going and Going... Question or Answer? ID: 319111 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 319117 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:20:55 UTC - in response to Message 319111. Last modified: 28 May 2006, 4:23:30 UTC Both! Together if possible. Now the question Male or Female... Female Duracell or Energizer ? Energizer! They keep going and Going... Question or Answer? wait....how did we get Choices...this is suppose to be the advice thread... LOL <----------I AM STUPID...it was al l my fault. lol ID: 319117 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319125 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 4:35:12 UTC - in response to Message 319117. Both! Together if possible. Now the question Male or Female... Female Duracell or Energizer ? Energizer! They keep going and Going... Question or Answer? wait....how did we get Choices...this is suppose to be the advice thread... LOL <----------I AM STUPID...it was al l my fault. lol I am with Stupid^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Me too I forgot what thread I was in DO'H ID: 319125 ·

Dominique Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0	Message 319206 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 8:58:06 UTC - in response to Message 319090. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you? Everybody always forgets us. ID: 319206 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319241 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:00:37 UTC - in response to Message 319206. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you? Everybody always forgets us. I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in. What should I do now? ID: 319241 ·

KSMarksPsych Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Sep 99 Posts: 411 Credit: 3,847 RAC: 0	Message 319251 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:19:47 UTC - in response to Message 319241. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you? Everybody always forgets us. I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in. What should I do now? Go pay penance to the posting gods for your terrible mistake of getting your threads mixed up. What should I wear to work tomorrow since i don't want to do laundry? Kathryn :o) The BOINC FAQ Service The Unofficial BOINC Wiki The Trac System More BOINC information than you can shake a stick of RAM at. ID: 319251 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 319257 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 11:34:49 UTC - in response to Message 319251. I am now homeless, what do I do? Nothing. Dell or HP? Niether! Purina or Pedigree? Purina, anything else and my wifes cat gets all weird on me... Blonde or Brunette? So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you? Everybody always forgets us. I forgot about The Red Heads only cause I forgot what thread I was in. What should I do now? Go pay penance to the posting gods for your terrible mistake of getting your threads mixed up. What should I wear to work tomorrow since i don't want to do laundry? Go Nude! The Kids Will Love it! My Father is an Old Fart What should I do? ID: 319257 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 319439 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 17:24:36 UTC - in response to Message 319257. Last modified: 28 May 2006, 17:24:56 UTC My Father is an Old Fart What should I do? Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind! I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do? It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 319439 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 319488 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 19:27:07 UTC - in response to Message 319439. My Father is an Old Fart What should I do? Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind! I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do? Rub in some hydrogen peroxide, this will speed up the peeling process :o) I just jumped out of a plane, but forgot my parachute. Nothing bad has happened so far, but who knows... Should I worry? ID: 319488 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 319491 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 19:28:27 UTC - in response to Message 319488. My Father is an Old Fart What should I do? Rub him all over with anti-wrinkle cream and give him 2 pints of castor oil. Now stand very well back and up wind! I have been out all day and got badly burned in the sun. I have no sun cream and all the shops are shut. What should I do? Rub in some hydrogen peroxide, this will speed up the peeling process :o) I just jumped out of a plane, but forgot my parachute. Nothing bad has happened so far, but who knows... Should I worry? Of course not, you won't feel anything....oh and I almost forgot: Bark at the moon on the way down, it's really COOL. I sneezed Pepsi out of my nose, should I try that again? ID: 319491 ·

Beethoven Send message Joined: 6 Apr 06 Posts: 1383 Credit: 6,852 RAC: 0	Message 319546 - Posted: 28 May 2006, 21:11:33 UTC - in response to Message 319491. Last modified: 28 May 2006, 21:12:47 UTC I sneezed Pepsi out of my nose, should I try that again? Of course not! Things go better with Coke. I just took 30 friends out for dinner, reached in my pocket for my wallet to pay...and it's gone! What should I do? ID: 319546 ·

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