Wacky Warning Label Awards

Author	Message
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 227887 - Posted: 8 Jan 2006, 6:09:38 UTC Since the Common Sense gene seems to be ommited in many DNA strands these days, these labels are necessary. Wacky Warning Labels ID: 227887 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 228125 - Posted: 8 Jan 2006, 22:09:43 UTC They missed the fairly classic Tesco Mixed Nuts Warning, May Contain Nut Traces Or there was one on my frisbee i had years ago. Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts (This is a 2' frisbee!) Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 228125 ·

Mad Max Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407	Message 228133 - Posted: 8 Jan 2006, 22:22:16 UTC Last modified: 8 Jan 2006, 22:22:56 UTC What's funny, How people will go out of their way to do the things that some labels tell you not to do. Which I use the term "Un-common Sense". *IAS - Where Space Is Golden!* ID: 228133 ·

Jim Send message Joined: 28 Jan 00 Posts: 614 Credit: 2,031,206 RAC: 0	Message 228171 - Posted: 8 Jan 2006, 23:55:27 UTC Last modified: 8 Jan 2006, 23:56:33 UTC In times past natural selection took care of yahoos and idiots for us. The person who used the heat gun as a hair dryer might have died a grizzly and screaming death, but at least we could hope that it happened before they could have children. Take a look at the Darwin Awards. You'll have a hard time believing that some of those folks got past their first step out the front door as a child. Without love, breath is just a clock ... ticking. Equilibrium ID: 228171 ·

Celtic Wolf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3278 Credit: 595,676 RAC: 0	Message 229450 - Posted: 11 Jan 2006, 17:51:18 UTC Last modified: 11 Jan 2006, 17:52:54 UTC My favorite is on a cup of McDonald's coffee.. WARNING: The contents of this cup is HOT!! EDIT: It should read WARNING: The contents of this cup is BAD How come the soda cup doesn't say. WARNING: The contents of this cup is cold? ID: 229450 ·

tekwyzrd Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Nov 01 Posts: 767 Credit: 30,009 RAC: 0	Message 229512 - Posted: 11 Jan 2006, 18:31:52 UTC - in response to Message 229450. Last modified: 11 Jan 2006, 18:33:22 UTC How come the soda cup doesn't say. WARNING: The contents of this cup is cold? It's only a matter of time before someone with recent dental work and new fillings files a lawsuit. Then it will. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) ID: 229512 ·

Octagon Send message Joined: 13 Jun 05 Posts: 1418 Credit: 5,250,988 RAC: 109	Message 229541 - Posted: 11 Jan 2006, 18:45:53 UTC Warning: This post may contain words. No animals were harmed in the making of the above post... much. ID: 229541 ·

Celtic Wolf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3278 Credit: 595,676 RAC: 0	Message 229564 - Posted: 11 Jan 2006, 19:08:00 UTC - in response to Message 229512. Last modified: 11 Jan 2006, 19:08:25 UTC How come the soda cup doesn't say. WARNING: The contents of this cup is cold? It's only a matter of time before someone with recent dental work and new fillings files a lawsuit. Then it will. Ohhhh yeah.. .o0( now where are my dentist and lawyers numbers) ID: 229564 ·

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