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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
You could always invest in a Japanese toilet seat. I can accomplish that by putting my hand held shower on massage. Either way, though, it doesn't do me any good anywhere but at home. [old and somewhat non-PC joke] Guy is really desperate to use a toilet and talks an attendant into letting him use the women's. "Just don't push any buttons!" the attendant warns. Once relieved, the guy looks around and notices a panel with four buttons marked WW, WA, PP, and ATR. What the hell, he thinks, and pushes the WW button. A stream of warm water sprays him clean. Pleased, he decides to try again. WA causes warm air to blow him dry. Next he tries PP and is a bit nonplussed when a powder puff pats him. Okay, all in. He pushes ATR, screams, and passes out. He wakes up in a hospital. "What happened?" he asks. "You pushed the ATR button," the doctor tells him. "Yeah? What's it mean?" "Automatic Tampon Remover." David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Yawny too early, but my back stopped hurting... for the moment. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20282 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Yawny too early, but my back stopped hurting... for the moment. There is a solution to the "reach around challenge". They do make a crevasse tool for the job. It will hold dry paper or a wet wipe. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
There is a solution to the "reach around challenge". They do make a crevasse tool for the job. I was wondering if such a thing existed. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Yawny too early, but my back stopped hurting... for the moment. Interesting. Never mind, found it. I did find it on Amazon, geez, is there anything they don't sell? https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8?th=1 The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Good morning. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29836 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Howdy Mike! |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Hi there Carlos. :) With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
There is a solution to the "reach around challenge". They do make a crevasse tool for the job. After reading some of the questions and reviews, I think I'll skip it. It's not exactly something I would want to carry around with me. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29836 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Here are some alternative solutions to the I can't wipe myself problem. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I'm looking into a couple of things, but it's expensive, like just over $1100 for the tank and seat w/installation, and I have to know the distance from the bolts to the wall too(which could be 12" or 14", I'm hoping for 12"), computers are so much simpler. Ugh. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20282 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
I'm looking into a couple of things, but it's expensive, like just over $1100 for the tank and seat w/installation, and I have to know the distance from the bolts to the wall too(which could be 12" or 14", I'm hoping for 12"), computers are so much simpler. Ugh. Yup. And no ATR buttons. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Here are some alternative solutions to the I can't wipe myself problem. Most of those are for home. Like I said, I can use the hand held shower massage, and I don't have to spend any money to do it. The portable solutions don't seem very effective. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I'm looking into a couple of things, but it's expensive, like just over $1100 for the tank and seat w/installation, and I have to know the distance from the bolts to the wall too(which could be 12" or 14", I'm hoping for 12"), computers are so much simpler. Ugh. Still I'd hope it would work for Me, I need a better one, that's for sure, I swear most stuff is designed for Micronians. ;) The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the production of this motion picture. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Good morning. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29836 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Changing the subject? |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65750 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Naw, it's still, a fishy thread. LOL The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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