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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Kim: Wait a second. If I sent a message from the future and changed the past, then that future would no longer exist, right? So... <hmm> how could I have sent the message in the first place? Am I making any sense? Janeway: My advice in making sense of temporal paradoxes is simple: don't even try. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Alices 118 and 322: [entering] You desire something, Lord? Chekov: Oh, yes, uh, thank you. [They pour him a drink.] You're Alice, uh... All: 118. Chekov: And you're Alice, uh... All: 322. Chekov: Oh well, it doesn't make much difference. You're both lovely. Alices: Thank you, my lord. Alice 118: You desire something else, Lord? Chekov: [looks at 118, then 322] <sigh> What a shame you're not real. Alice 322: We are real, my lord. Chekov: Oh, I mean real girls. Alice 118: We are programmed to function as human females, Lord. Chekov: You are? Alices: Yes, my lord. Chekov: Harry Mudd programmed you? Alices: Yes, my lord. Chekov: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you? Alices: Yes, my lord. Chekov: This place is even better than Leningrad. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65773 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
From: I, Mudd [trying to confuse an android] Spock: Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
I hate prototypes. - O'Brien David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Bashir: You're positively glowing. Kira: [hand on her large pregnant belly] Ho-o, really. Bashir: I think so. But then I suppose my opinion doesn't really count. Kira: Oh it counts. But don't forget, this is still your fault. Bashir: MY fault? Pop quiz: why is this funny? David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Muniz: I thought maybe you just stopped to catch your breath. O'Brien: Me, out of breath? [chuckles] I was climbing mountains in Ireland before you were born. Muniz: You mean hills, don't you? They have gently sloping hills in Ireland. No mountains. But what do I know? After all, you're the mountain man. An old mountain man. Pop quiz q2: Same as q1: why is this funny? David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
[McCoy enters the bridge and starts talking to Kirk, which continues in the background] Dax: I know him. Sisko: [looks that way] Must be McCoy, the ship's doctor. Dax: McCoy... McCoy... McCoy: Well the nearest thing I can figure out is that they're born pregnant. Which seems to be quite a time saver. Dax: Leonard McCoy. [smiles] I met him when he was a student at Old Miss. Sisko: Who met him, Curzon? Dax: No. My host at the time was Emony. She was on Earth judging a gymnastics competition. [beat] I had a feeling he'd become a doctor. [Sisko looks at her] He had the hands of a surgeon. [raises her eyebrows] [Sisko looks back at his instrument panel in steps as her meaning sinks in] [Dax smiles again, bigger] David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
O'Brien: Looks good on you, sir. Sisko: Thank you, Ensign. Bashir: Wait a minute. Aren't you two wearing the wrong color? O'Brien: Don't you know anything about this period in time? Bashir: I'm a doctor, not an historian. Sisko: In the old days, Operations officer wore red. Command officers wore gold. Dax: [off camera] And women wore less. [cut to her; she puts a hand to her beehive hairdo and spins for them to see her short skirt and black hose] Bashir: I think I'm going to like history. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65773 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Or the one. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says: You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer. - Worf David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Picobyte Send message Joined: 22 Jul 99 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,271,436 RAC: 30 |
It's live Jim!,but not as we know it! |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Kirk: Gentlemen, this computer has an auditory sensor. It can, in effect, hear sounds. By installing a booster, we can increase that capability on the order of one to the fourth power. One to the fourth power? One to any power you can name is still one. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65773 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. Spock: Spock here. Kirk: Captain Spock, damage report. Spock: Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days. Kirk: I read you captain. Let's have it. Spock: The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral. Kirk: Meaning you can't even beam us back? Spock: Not at present. Kirk: Captain Spock, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range. Commander Nyota Uhura: Sir, we won't leave you behind! Kirk:Uhura, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Kirk out. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Janeway: Now, when you're on the holodeck with the captain, there are two rules you have to follow. Doctor: I understand. Janeway: First, leave your rank at the door. Doctor: Not a problem. The second? Janeway: No opera. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Worf: You must not drink the tea. It is deadly to Humans. Pulaski: And none too good for Klingons. Worf: It is a test of bravery, of one's ability to look at mortality. It is also a reminder that death is an experience best shared. Like the tea. Pulaski: Worf! You're a romantic. Worf: It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower. Pulaski: Hold that thought. [leaves, returns with a hypospray, injects her own arm] Antidote. [puts down the hypo, picks up the cup of tea] If we're going to share, let's share. [they both drink] Now, quote me a little of that poetry. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65773 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
"Attention micronians(Humans), this is Khyron the Destroyer. I want to wish the people of Earth a Merry Christmas, and I send you a special greeting from Santa Claus: May all your foolish holidays be as bright as this one." BOOOOOM!!! Khyron is also known as "Khyron the Backstabber", why? He has been known to shoot members of His own troops who don't obey His orders to the letter, He did so on Mars, in Bye Bye Mars... Oh and "Micronians" is a Zentraedi slur against Humans... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
All I ask is a tall ship... and a load of contraband to fill her with. -- Quark, Little Green Men David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65773 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of Intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole. Douglas Adams The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Only scored 30 points, too. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
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