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Message 1835947 - Posted: 14 Dec 2016, 21:27:18 UTC

Looks like 9 captions in the first 24 hours. Guess decision time will be tomorrow. Keep the brains on overdrive.
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Message 1835961 - Posted: 14 Dec 2016, 22:39:11 UTC
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Santa got picked up trying to deliver at area 51.Reindeer are questioned by USAF and MUFON.
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Message 1835983 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 0:34:55 UTC - in response to Message 1835961.  

Santa, an elf is missing ! We can't find Dimples anywhere!

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…..the standard of aircraft maintenance at The North Pole International Airport leaves a lot to be desired.
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Message 1836014 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 6:10:49 UTC

My hair always looks a mess when I fly - which is why I don't help him on the big day anymore
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Message 1836039 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 11:24:25 UTC

Let me outa this tin can! People shouldn't have to travel that way, it's just inhumane.
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Message 1836047 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 13:17:08 UTC

Stop moaning you miserable git - any landing we can walk away from is a good one
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Message 1836066 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 16:48:53 UTC

Merry Christmas everyone. Time has run it’s course and some pretty good entries were received. I was thinking something along the lines of Santa getting picked up for speeding or Air Force rescues Santa after the sleigh breaks down. Insights into my own twisted humor.

But I did have a belly laugh or to two with the Third Place finisher:
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Santa got picked up trying to deliver at area 51.Reindeer are questioned by USAF and MUFON.

Got a jolly HO Ho from our Second Place entry:
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Stop moaning you miserable git - any landing we can walk away from is a good one
(been there done that)
But the HO HO HO award and first place goes to:
JumpinJohnny:
"Well, it's big all right; but my reindeer are MUCH faster. Thanks for the test drive."
PM Sent.
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Message 1836116 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 19:31:36 UTC

Thanks Carlos. Next Pic to Caption...
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Message 1836120 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 19:58:04 UTC - in response to Message 1836116.  

Any one up for playing tag???

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Seems the poor guy was tall enough but not quite fat enough to interest the bear in a tasty meal.
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Message 1836123 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 20:31:09 UTC

Yes darling, I've got the keys.....
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Message 1836152 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 22:20:35 UTC

Yes I did see some seals, way over there.

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Sorry I don't have any Coke a Cola.
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Message 1836162 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 22:57:30 UTC

Silly bear your pushing the wrong way.

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I'm not in the ad business so move on.
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Message 1836165 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 23:01:41 UTC

I'm saying over here because he has bad breath and he wants me for breakfast.
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Message 1836168 - Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 23:21:45 UTC - in response to Message 1836165.  

Excuse me, Sir. Do you have a minute to talk about global warming?

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Excuse me Sir, Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
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Message 1836186 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 0:33:43 UTC

You promised me a driving lesson, well here I am.
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Message 1836194 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 0:50:50 UTC

I am ready for my close up.
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olly olly oxen free
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Message 1836201 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 1:22:07 UTC

Parked in a No Parking Zone. A driver has a chat with a Parking Zone enforcement officer.

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Message 1836204 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 1:24:56 UTC

You have two minutes to put on a clean pair of underwear.

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Message 1836243 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 8:16:10 UTC

Growl nom nom nom..........I do luv this new meals on wheels program!
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1836301 - Posted: 16 Dec 2016, 16:17:05 UTC

"Oh GOODIE! My favorite flavor.........STUPID."

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